Foreskin Radio

FR184 - Creamy Cheesecake!

Mon, 16 Nov 2009 07:37:00 GMT

The Muppets Present: Cheesecake! Dr Lickalottapus, Prof Bestestes, and The Big 3 I Am Michael Jackson couchsurfer party Leaving the party early Cheesecake etiquette Fancy cheesecake date Playing the player... Bravo bitch! Sucking the director's dick for a part Learning 5 points of cheesecake Girl, you're on my Schindler's List! Mature women don't play games Whip cream connoisseur Foamy ejaculation The quintessential Golden Girls cheesecake moment Midnight Society with Suzer Boozer and the Stephanator Remembering November Rain Merritt Mountain Music Festival Men who are sexual prudes Formula of porn Short Bus extra scenes What if sitcoms were pornos? Seinfeld Porn Parody Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR183 - Snips, Snails, and Skinny Puppy Tails!

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 01:08:00 GMT

Olivia Munn`s Twilight: Don`t Date Vampires [Vid] Skinny Puppy @ the Rickshaw Chatting in the line on East Hastings Vverevvolf, Vampires & and older Vvomen who like teen culture Trailer for No Fun City documentary www.nofuncity.org from melissa on Vimeo. The post concert smoke DJ Drake of The Vampire's Ball on CiTR Radio 101.9FM Check her show and interview with Nivek Orge Interview with Nivek Orge http://skinnypuppy.com http://www.litany.net http://www.wdihtf.com Watch the full uncut version: http://blip.tv/file/2815179 The Adventures of Lil Cthulhu Prof Bestestes and the Fleetwood Mack at a hookah bar From October, after watching Canucks games Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR182 - Shit or Diamonds!

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 03:20:00 GMT

Amazing Horse A song about how womens rights have improved as the use of horses for transport has declined. "Huly Burly" @ Jericho Arts Centre Phlegmy Flu remedy Hurly Burly the movie starring Sean Penn, Kevin Spacey, Anna Paquin, Meg Ryan, Robin Wright, Chazz Palminteri. Watch Hurlyburly (1998) in Entertainment View More Free Videos Online at Veoh.com After the play with guest Big Three I Am Hit up bulimia and anorexia anonymous groups What was wrong with the play? Fuck feminism and chauvinism, let's just be human Rehabilitating the Doctor Perspective on the prison system meeting Marc Emery en-route to detention centre jail economy, finding your role, criminal networking, etc Director? Art director? Shut the fuck up, you're getting paid! The trouble with collaborations... ego, or course Earn your creative freedom Reputation of humility and respect Missing episode British Children's TV show "Rainbow" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR181 - Stir The Pot!

Sun, 11 Oct 2009 16:20:00 GMT

Fiji Meat Man Trim your genitals Roman Polanski earned a free rape Karaoke Birthday Party Fat Matthew Sweet on Jesus TV Drunk dudes puking in the parking lot Megan Fox can shit on my chest Henry Phillips: "On The Shoulders Of Freaks" Find more videos like this on Foreskin Radio iTodd on the joys of running Dr. Lickalottapus throws a "get together" Sleazy Lee as medieval linch mob Found a ticket to sold out Gogol Bordello Sir Paul arrives; David Letterman's scandal Kanpai, Sake Toast! Freshly rolled joints and Palm Bay with Malibu rum Hydroponics lessons... the Good Shit Sleezy on Marc Emery, legalization, gov't control Pubes on the pews and talking dickholes Don't fuck with it! No hanky panky! Drop dead gorgeous with homicidal urges Testify! Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR180 - Pretentious Amputees!

Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:54:00 GMT

Ed Montana: "Obamanation" A very special Midnight Society with the Fleetwood Mack Nurse Betty, meth, magic cookies Being adult, Twilight, A-Team Quinton Ramage Jackson New sci-fi geeks, Battlestar Galactica, Bonanza Adult activities, saying the right thing, cursing baby Pure christian girls, Mother Teresa fleshlight, cripple X John Dowie: "I don't want to be your Amputee" Ordering dinner at Akasaka in Surrey Bartendering at media arts Hitting on hipster chicks President Obama audiobook remix Like a couple of hobos huddled around a sidewalk fireplace Invite from online dating chick ThisMyBigBooty Reverse wingman, Indian trash, pretentious bars Speakerphone with girl from Doctor's wild night Liberated women who choose to have sex when they want to After party with female artists Art: a conversation or expression? Direct experience, authenticity, post-modernism Professor explains what art is... Compromising the inspiration, second guessing Character, persona, aspect of self Kanye interrupts Obama Doctor continues his adventure on E. Hastings Bourbon Nightclub, native/aboriginal, prostitute Rat spirit, 60 year old down on her luck, sandwiches Final score for the Doctor's evening... Gave out 2 #s, received 2 #s, kissed 1, made out with 2 Gov't cutting arts budget by 50% Obama calls Kanye a jackass Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR179 - Free Marc Emery!

Tue, 22 Sep 2009 05:01:00 GMT

September 19, 2009 at the Vancouver Art Gallery "The Worldwide Rally For The Prince of Pot" Marc Emery, marijuana activist to be extradition to the United States to face a prison sentence of 5 years for selling marijuana seeds Find out more about Marc's fight against extradition: http://www.noextradition.net Keep update by visiting Cannabis Culture Magazine: http://www.cannabisculture.com Interview with Marc Emery audio segment: bit.ly/4BWYYJ Stewart Home: "Cheap Night Out" Music by Projekt Niewidzialne Swinie Later that night... The Revolting Cocks (Revco) with Left Spine Down (LSD) Outside the Rickshaw Theatre on East Hastings Clips from "Where the Buffalo Roam" Hunter S. Thompson Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR178 - From Bitch To Cunt!

Tue, 15 Sep 2009 07:52:00 GMT

Tribute to Patrick Swayze R.I.P. Professor Bestestes in Toronto with MMD and Kimchi/Spamcurry Drunk and Heartbroken Blues Midnight Society Don't sit down and pee Play the game / inflict the pain Mike Judge's Extract Mila Klunis Christening a new pipe Rich boys making bad movies Marriage & settling down Wombstretcha the Magnificent: "Face Full of Cunt" Prof B back in Vancouver with Dr Lickalottapus, Sir Paul, & iTodd Shotgun Bongs are a bad idea Behind the scenes of episode 177 "Wasp Couch" How did she go from bitch to cunt? When you serve a princess a fish... "Cuntcess" Gin does not agree Yelling at a whore... from jerk to faggot Whites #1 retire on welfare, immigrants do the work A new way to make Meth! Elephants = Pianos On the corner of Main & 27th Professor explains his disappointing trip Love affair just a mood swing South Indian cassette tapes and Bollywood DVDs Mickey & Sylvia: "Love is Strange" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR177 - The Wasp Couch!

Tue, 25 Aug 2009 19:05:00 GMT

Woman To Wed Amusement Park Ride objectum sexuals (people who fall in love with objects) Prof Bestestes and Sir Paul @ P.N.E. (Pacific National Exhibition) opening day Contortionists, dancers vs. models, and beef on a bun Local politics: Harmonized Sales Tax Bitching about Banksters Midgets, hair removal, disappointment Deepspace5: "Bee Hive Swarm" Couch Surfer party sponsored by Okanagan Springs Sitting on a backyard leather couch full of wasps 2010 Olympics and Canada Line Skytrain Wasp killer, hornet hunter, childhood trauma Social awkwardness and mountaineering More models vs dancers, sponsorship, pee in the toilet End of the night wrap up Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR176 - Find It In Yo Tits!

Sun, 16 Aug 2009 09:44:00 GMT

NAS and Nick Cannon PSA on the state of Hip Hop Confessions of a G.I.L.F Hunter Reconversion back to Hinduism Chosing academics over pussy Freestyle song: Responsibility Flip that Turban song The history of Sikhism song Denis, the gay guy from Polka Dot Door Mayor of Vancouver, Sex & the Senior Home Psychedelic child's TV shows New Age belly dancer Working at the Anime Shop Blowing beer bottles Nursehella: "Keep It Real" Party night: Hacking sacking in the park Politeness goes along ways Midnight Society BPWY: Bring pussy with you! YouTube Karaoke: Linkin Park Lady Ga Ga is a hermaphrodite Get on board with Mayan Doomsday 2012 Yoshi learns how to smoke weed My girlfriend is my jerk sock Marijuana is not like Cocaine iTodd escorted the girls home The Marc Emery cooking show Leonard Cohen: This Shit is the Tits! Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR175 - Lady of Easy Customs!

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:02:00 GMT

Don't Touch Me Tomato - Marie Bryant Special guest: Italian Uncle Luigi Language Lessons: Bitch, Pussy, Whore, etc. Making fun of the English Biltmore Cabaret Beatnik + New Wave = hipster scene Be interested, not interesting Muff, it's what's for dinner Sweet tasting juices The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart "Come Saturday" (mp3) from "The Pains Of Being Pure At Heart" (Slumberland) More On This Album The Big Bamboo - Duke of Iron Caribbean Festival in North Vancouver Sights and delights from the beer garden Young Massa has his first beer Q: Why do girls wear panties with flowers on them? A: To honour all the faces that will be buried there. Chutney Time! Two girl wrestle some dude Doctor interview wrestler girl After fireworks during a thunderstorm Sentimental about Lightning Crashes by Live End of the night in East Vancouver with guest iTodd Shaw is a cunt Book Talk: iTodd recommends Chuck-Palahniuk 's Pygmy Warning! skip this if you don't want too much of Pygmy revealed What happens if you get struck by lightning? I only want to see you laughing in the purple rain... Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR174 - Pants Optional!

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:31:00 GMT

Doctor Lickalottapus celebrates his 29th Birthday with Prof Bestestes, Sir Paul, Sleazy Lee, Jen-a-feelie, Scooter Adams, cousin Vagina Face Joint rolling contest Who will win: youth or experience? The twilight of our twenties We discuss the female of the species We walk down to English Bay to light firecrackers Neighbors, K.D. Lang's condo, Professor's girl, etc At the beach, pants are always optional It all comes down to good friends together When I Grow Up To Be A Man Find more videos like this on Foreskin Radio Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR173 - Arrivals And Departures!

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 02:34:00 GMT

Wing Does MJ Prof Bestestes is back from his travels Listen to his travelogue TransCanada Transpondency Drinking on the streets of Calgary Interracial fucking and rainbow freedom RIP Michael Jackson, the king of pop Fame, creativity, and the dark side of human nature Impersonating Michael Glory and destruction of celebrities Girl escaping LA Vancouver is paradise Home is where the heart is Don't take where you live for granted Brag about what makes your city special Francis Mantis @ Blim on Main St. Doctor freestyle rapping Old friends from Jabez open mic Avant-garde performances at Blim Truth Crab film with live music by Dan Karrasch Natural world of survival, is human leisure necessary to survival? Human have choice, is freewill an illusion? Who is conscious? Everything is information Can I get a quantum witness? What defines our character as human beings? Judge by reactions, not actions What if we could quiet the noise of our bodies? Emperor of Japan is to visit Vancouver Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR172 - My Cat Eats At Your House!

Wed, 17 Jun 2009 11:48:00 GMT

Interview with dance group Diamonds In The Rough On the beach at English Bay How Professor Bestestes got his groove back! Born Again Romantic Cellphone Guy in HMV Doctor Lickalottapus wants to be naked RIP David Carradine, Kwai Chang Caine Orgasm worth dying for Podcasters Across Borders Painting It Brown! Avoid white girls? Catwoman, tear me to sheds! Poetry and Lapdances Everything is happen right now Summertime, my pubes are tinder dry Teenage memories of summer in the 90s How to get into other people's block party: "My cat eats at your house!" Trent Reznor and Twitter Bitches This is the Summer of Foreskin! Foshizzle Yo! Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS David Carradine

FR171 - Bulimia Labia!

Fri, 05 Jun 2009 01:15:00 GMT

Prof Bestestes and Sir Paul at the Biltmore Girls at the Danny Michel concert Fingerbanging fat asian at the beach Fucking in public Searching for love online Dating: short men not the same as fat chicks Trying to have a party Misleading photo angles The trouble with fat girls Jabba the Meh! Myth of fat girls with hot friends Make your move, we're leaving Why did they even come? Eating and exercise The Bulimia Song Dr Lickalottapus singing on the toilet Movies: Star Trek and Wolverine Androgynous Thai Girl? Wolverine has an uncut adamantium cock Bed Bug Fumigation Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR170 - Concrete Lotus!

Mon, 18 May 2009 20:35:00 GMT

False Creek meditating by the ocean under the stars No Party on a Saturday Night Nature, spirituality, philosophy, bicycle gangs Finnegans Wake, dreams, robot Beyonce, Sweet November, etc. Alice in Wonderland, David Lynch, and other randomness > Bill Hicks - It's Just a RideUploaded by Krowley. - Watch more comedy videos and sitcoms. Encountering a schizophrenic guy who claims to Jesus Christ Professor and Doctor argue their points of view about the situation Citizen Kafka: "Abbott and Costello Meet the Anti-Christ" Thai girl with androgynous name: shemale? Finding the right condom size M.I.A.'s baby and the Tamale Tigers in Sri Lanka Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR169 - Hard And Wet Piranhas!

Fri, 08 May 2009 22:48:00 GMT

Muppet Show Pigs in Space infected with Swine Flu Cheers Night Club in Delta/Surrey Hip-hop makes cocks hard and pussies wet STV single transferable vote local referendum Interrupted by JC and Megan Interview with Nikita and her sidekick Jessie Random video clips. See Everything is Terrible blog Downtime with the Doctor Movie Review: Knowing with Nicholas Cage Song: "I Think I Love You (But You're Talking Too Much)" Drunk walk across the Granville Street bridge Friend request from Valentine's Day Bitch Krist Novoselic talks about Single Transferable Voting, STV Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR168 - Power Container of Bliss!

Thu, 30 Apr 2009 14:19:00 GMT

Interview with Vancouver cyberpunk industrial band: Left Spine Down recorded during a photo shoot Buy their remix album: VOLTAGE 2.3 REMIXED & REVISTED featuring: Tim Skold, KMFDM, Revco, Combichrist, XP8, Download, 16 Volt, The Birthday Massacre, Seb Komor and DJ? Accucrack Left Spine Down cover Nirvana's "Territorial Pissings" Midnight Society by False Creek Guest: Super Crotch! and Juis from Italy Japanese girls, smoking weed, Italy, domestic violence, Borat/Bruno Voicemail from Shimbob How Quantum Physics and Hinduism relate Existence, consciousness, bliss Waves of sound and vibration Evolution from Simplicity to Elaborateness "To see a World in a Grain of Sand And a Heaven in a Wild Flower, Hold Infinity in the palm of your hand And Eternity in an hour." - William Blake Watch the raw uncut video from the LSD interview: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR167 - Clitnotized (Gonna Jerk It Anyways)!

Thu, 23 Apr 2009 00:59:00 GMT

MC Chris: "On Star (Dj2Quick Remix)" Special guest: Guy! on his 30th Birthday at a "Dance Pub" in Coquiltam Suburban mating rituals JapaDog and Omegle random chat You: I just lost the game... You: frothy feather fingers? You: pink linen door hinge? You: corn crossbow juniper berries? You: frog bunny lizard... You: do the bartman? You: jungle gym sweeper kick? You: vote for pedro? You: goat You: omegle is broken hearted? Stranger: hi! what are you talking about? You: I lost again! Paramount Stripclub in New Westminster Freestyle rapping Midnight Society & Stripper Night in Review Three lapdances, one each Nerdy looking Veronica Friendly Blonde Ariel Playing naked game count the tattoos Stripclub love... Clitnotized Cocaine and the penis If you're gonna jerk it anyways... The Amazing Dr. Clitterhouse 420! April 20, 2009 at the Vancouver Art Gallery End Marijuana Prohibition Pot and Politics Unexpected interview with Marc Emery Toking and talking with Marc Emery: download the segment Meeting up again with Guy Jodie Emery running for Green Party MLA Goth is dead, just like it always wanted to be Pirate Bay guilty conviction Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR166 - The Perfect Piss!

Wed, 15 Apr 2009 04:20:00 GMT

Easter Weekend... G.I. Jew Sir Paul and Prof Bestestes at the Media Club Starfucker, indie electro dance pop from Portland Ladyboys of Thailand Girl with Y chromosome sheds light on maleness Pop singer Kim Petras has gender reassignment surgery at 16 Dealing with emotional ups and downs of a relationship "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun (cover)" by Starfucker Dr Lickalottapus, Prof B, and guest J-Roo (Jonny) at Cat's Meow lounge Wrap up party for the C-Word Golden Girls, the original Sex and the City Korean Dramas and Korean Girls Helen Gurley Brown on Short Men Pissing down a yellow slide Golden Showers fetish Dissing a "local" actor Fuck Bill Bob Thornton The infamous gay club Celebrities is moving "Helter Skelter (cover)" by Motley Crue The Doctor rapping Freestyle Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR165 - The C-Word!

Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:06:00 GMT

International Pillow Fight Day April 4, 2009 Vancouver Art Gallery on Robson Rules: 1. "Don't talk about [Pillow] Fight Club!" (especially to news media and civic authories) 2. Don't be in location until the exact minute. (set your watches) 3. Hide your pillows. 4. Rush in screaming "PILLOW FIIIIIIGHT!!!!!" 5. After 15mins of excruciating fun, leave. 6. Stay off the road and sidewalk. (don't make this a police issue) 7. Do NOT hit anyone with out a pillow! (this includes but is not limited to people with cameras, bystanders, civic authorities, cars, use common sense!!) 8. "If this is your first [time] at [Pillow] Fight Club, you have to fight" Interview... The C-Word at the Playwrights Theatre Centre on Granville Island "The 'C' word, in our case, stands for commitment, which is the source of great conflict," says Tuck of the play's themes. "The fear of loneliness makes people settle for comfort and control, and creates great big lies out of little fibs." In The C-Word's familiar Metro Vancouver social landscape, Pal Prasad (Raahul Singh) is a professional love guru trying a little too hard to practice what he preaches, while his money-honey Ashley Hennessey (Sheryl Thompson) pays lip service to open relationships and wonders if this is as good as it gets. Steve Chung (Fane Tse) is tired of lubing up to stick with it, and his fiancÃe Kelly Cho (Grace Chin) will do anything to avoid getting hitched. Complicating the choices are Kellyâs opinionated parents and her feminist best friend Akesh Gill (Preet Cheema), as The C-Word presents clashing social, generational and cultural perspectives on doing the Right Thing. Drinking with the actors and crew of C-Word Downtime with the Doctor Person "Business Class" (mp3) from "Business Class" (Echelon Productions) More On This Album Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Voicemail: 1 (716) 402-1462 Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR164 - Juno What I'm Sayin!

Tue, 31 Mar 2009 02:48:00 GMT

FR163 - La Femme Nikita!

Sun, 22 Mar 2009 21:39:00 GMT

World's first stripper/rapper Ecstasy's single I NEED A PLUS SIZED WOMAN (AROUND THE CLOCK) Part 1... Nikita's fashion show and memorial fundraiser @ Cheers Nightclub in Delta / Surrey Meeting Ashley and Sarah, talking about Natasha Richardson, China Dr. Lickalottapus wins a door prize Interview with Nikita ...video... Never Ending Road by OOOJ Part 2... Doctor is drunk at Chaz's Party Out on the balcony being crazy Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR162 - Nash Out!

Fri, 13 Mar 2009 19:54:00 GMT

Sinbad dressed up as a condom promoting safe sex Sir Paul the MasturDebator is back from Thailand We do some catching up before he catches his bus It's after midnight we search for a Gyoza restaurant Movie Review of Street Fighter: the Legend of Chung Li Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li (5 Clips) Best Of Charlie Nash (played by Chris Klein) Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR161 - Voodoo Burlesque!

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 19:01:00 GMT

Big John Bates and the Voodoo Dollz @ the Bourbon in Gastown Interview with Little Miss Risk As according to her bio: Little Miss Risk (aka Tristan Risk) is the Canadian dynamo who has been everything from a film scream-queen siren to a cute retro pin-up cupcake. The big personality in this small package is best known for her dazzling onstage presence and wit sharp enough to prick your finger on. Quickly becoming a force of nature in the burlesque scene from her fetish/Goth roots in Vancouver B.C., she is a member of Canadian burlesque troupe Sweet Soul Burlesque as well as the current brains behind the tassels of Big John Bates' devil-may-care duo, the Voodoo Dollz. Backstage in the changing area Fitting in with Psychobilly Outside for a smoke to discuss the scene Joaquin Phoenix and Hobo Hip-hop Rockabilly and the 50s era Doctor gets a number Bumming for change Handing out cigarettes instead Learning the language of smokers with Joey Stephanie the Metalhead from Finland Learning the history and culture of Finland Late night meal at Wackdonald's Music from Skeets McDonald's The Tattooed Lady Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Join our Facebook Group Email us: feedback@foreskinradio.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR160 - Dick Moss!

Fri, 27 Feb 2009 14:08:00 GMT

Mickey Avalon: "My Dick" In Surrey after Sushi Dinner with Special guest: Jeremy "Farm Boy" (last appearing on Episode 106: V For Vagina Free!) Kelowna and the Ogopogo Major fire in Surrey neighborhood Gang Violence in Metro Vancouver B RABBIT OJ: "Welcome To My Streets" Dr Lickalottapus fucking a 51 year old bitch Setting up the Professor with Tai Wanna Bang Her (from Episode 117: Rodimus Honky Blues! Professor isn't the safe bet guy Video: Ready for the World: "Let Me Love You Down" Bring back the jerry curl Celebrity Apprentice and Rodney Dangerfield All Hair Johnny Brickhouse: "Golden Dick" An official Midnight Society! with the Fleetwood Mack & Farm Boy Glory days, everything is retro Dick Moss! Hockey talk: Toronto Maple Leafs, Vancouver Canucks Michael Phelps weed model Local news reporter Dick Moss! If you lay down with dogs you wake up with flies Protective Father Animal spirits and all natural Lakota Dive into that pussy! Dick Moss is from NHL 94 on PS3 My DIck "Do They Know It's My Dick?" Skunk! Animal Speak on Red Man's soil In Burnaby after Japanese horror movie party Cut to: Doctor at Yaletown Illuminate Vancouver festival Out with Page of Sex Party and her friend Jessica Higher and Lower PR Volunteering at Festival Cut back to Professor President Jim of Grey Vancouver Massage therapy and Dead Baby Jerky Bonus Midnight Society! Rihanna, Jay-Z, and DMX Rat, Skunk, and Dead Crow Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR159 - Vat of Vagina Juice!

Mon, 16 Feb 2009 00:11:00 GMT

Walking around downtown Vancouver Looking for an all night Sushi restaurant French movie at Pacific Cinematheque Hookers at a bus stop in a construction zone Filipino cam girl in a free live chatroom See the video of her captured by Prof Bestestes Guest: Doctor's little cousin Vagina Face, aka Sticky the Pimp Going to see a feminist avant-garde noise performance Eunuch: A castrated man employed as a harem attendant or as a functionary in certain Asian courts A man or boy whose testes are nonfunctioning or have been removed Describing an episode of Family Guy A short recording of a noise performance Noise isn't necessarily beautiful Aspartame poisoning, Coke Zero addiction Patra, Jamaica Singer found at used CD shop Under 18 enter free yet pornographic art videos playing Performance Art takes lots of clitoris Christening with vagina juice, Catholic style ...and the we go eat at Denny's Misogynist freestyle rap during feminist noise dance Meeting up for Games Night at Hazel's Crazy black dude on the bus Later on... at the Kings Head Pub in Kitsilano Doctor L drunk and singing Michael Jackson After the pub... a crying German girl asks us for cigarettes Tiger Lillies: "Vagina in the Sky" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR158 - Sex Party!

Tue, 03 Feb 2009 04:09:00 GMT

Foreskin Radio interviews Sex Party @ the Biltmore in Vancouver January 29, 2009 http://www.myspace.com/sexxxparty "Hushed melodic sub-synth themes dodge around walls of alternately post-punk and industrial guitars, fitting perfectly into the hyper-sexualised, obnoxious stereotype headed by followers of perverted 'Teaches of Peaches' disciples like Stinkmitt." "Male and female vocal trade offs, corralling verses of pseudo-psycho, sexually-analytical lyrics without nearly as much cheek as even X-tina bothers with." -Exclaim! magazine "Who doesn't love a sexy party? Ones where the participants are smokin' hot, as is the case with this Red Deer quartet, are especially great." "I expect the term Sex Party will soon hold a whole new meaning; Look for it in the lights." -GodsGirls "Itâs really that hipster, Spin magazine, dance-electro rock with the tight American Apparel spandex, you know what Iâm saying? Musically theyâre great and theyâll get the party started." -SEE magazine Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR157 - Uncomfy Baby Bunker!

Thu, 29 Jan 2009 01:53:00 GMT

Dean Milan: "Baby Girl" After a visit with Fleetwood Mack at the Maturity Ward Congratulations to the birth of his beautiful baby girl! Searching for a McDonald's Japanese language lesson Thinking about family, growing older, etc Stupid Cheeseburger Song Later that evening... Waiting for the bus Retelling a conversation not recorded Weird people in the Elevator Uncomfortable woman in a wheelchair Is there wheelchair fetishes? Old people fucking I love Prince! Rationing cigarettes Sondra Prill: Nasty Much later in the evening... At the Bunker under Barclay, downtown Vancouver Dr. Lickalottapus runs into his cousin Big D's birthday Interview with local rapper Cannabis Explaining what's been happening Night started with White folk Black Girls are hot now Feeling comfortable being weird and white Feeling uncomfortable being small and industrial Fitting in with eclectic hipsters Waah! You're school old so get over it Song: "I want to penetrate your body with my penis" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR156 - Curious As A Button!

Thu, 22 Jan 2009 14:59:00 GMT

The Letter People: Mr B's Beautiful Buttons Sir Paul the MasturDebator joins us this week We discuss The Curious Case of Benjamin Button Cate Blanchett is hot Going to a Sex Show Groundhog's Day Chick Flicks with serendipity and destiny What is Love? Quantum Phenomenon? The Wrestler and Melissa Tomei Paul goes to Thailand How to go on a real Adventure The fridge in the hallway Trinidad Neighbor Stalker Coffee and Perfume scented Love letters Trying to name the show Dead Rat in the toilet The Curious Case of Forrest Gump The Curious Case of Forrest Gump - watch more funny videos Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR155 - Den Of Furry Nerds!

Fri, 16 Jan 2009 04:47:00 GMT

Q: What is a Pooka? A: In the classic Mary Chase play Harvey, the title character Harvey is a pooka, in the form of a very tall humanoid white rabbit. This play has been adapted for film several times, the most famous version starring Jimmy Stewart. There is a humorous scene in which Mr. Wilson, the asylum orderly, reads the definition of pooka in the encyclopedia: "Pooka. From old Celtic mythology. A fairy spirit in animal form. Always very large. The pooka appears here and there, now and then, to this one and that one at his own caprice. A wise[2] but mischievous creature. Very fond of rum-pots, crackpots, and how are you, Mr. Wilson?" This provides the notion that Harvey is real. In the 2001 movie "Donnie Darko", the main character, Donnie is inspired by a large rabbit character who convinces him to carry out several malicious acts. These acts lead to positive and negative outcomes for people around him. Q: What is a furry? A: Anthropomorphic, usually humanoid versions of animals. Also, anthropomorphic characters and their fans, usually with an emphasis on sexuality Furry is used to describe a general sub-section of anthropomorphics (animals given traits usually attributed to humans); it is at times used to categorize all things featuring anthropomorphic characters with fur, the furry characters themselves ("a furry"), or the people who are fans of these characters and stories featuring them. Though not exclusively, furry frequently has a sexual connotation, and the term arose along with the rise in popularity of erotic anthropomorphic art during the 1980s. The term is, in some connotations, used to describe the related fetish. Talespin Phil Harris Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR154 - White December!

Sun, 04 Jan 2009 15:56:00 GMT

Foreskin Radio returns after a long cold December! First, we start off at a New Year's Eve party Drunken revelers celebrating the arrival of 2009 Random conversations on the couch The Superman drinking game Sleazy Lee flashes his nipples Jesus Christ in the rearview mirror Kurtis Blow: "Christmas Rapping" Fleetwood Mack and Prof Bestestes xmas shopping Dyke Asian at Anime Store doesn't listen to podcasts Have you ever heard of Jack-in-the-box named Bob? Dr. Lickalottapus at Japanese language center Guest named Info Wars Agent talks about Alex Jones Shoulder-to-cry-on Guy "What time is?" in japanese Professor and the Doctor at a Folk Cafe When hanging out goes wrong Hikikomori "acute social withdrawal" ããããã Reflecting on the Nivek Ogre interview Talking about Mumbai Terrorist Attacks Killing white people is wrong Trouble in the World: economy, violence, etc Snowing in Vancouver Wishing a Merry Christmas and happy New Year to all Special treat: Knight Rider Saves Christmas Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

Podmovie: Xmas Tree Decorating!

Sun, 21 Dec 2008 19:47:00 GMT

Merry Christmas! Foreskin Radio has been taking some time off to focus on the holiday seasons Once all the busy business of our private lives subside, we'll be back at our old tricks again In the meantime, here is a video, a few weeks old now, of our Christmas tree decorating party Best Wishes, Professor Bestestes Find more videos like this on Foreskin Radio

FR153 - A Cigar Is Just A Cigar!

Fri, 28 Nov 2008 03:53:00 GMT

Smoking a big cuban cigar Sir Paul, Fleetwood Mack, Graham Thickandlong Back from socialist Cuba A good laying chicken Paul's beautiful new girlfriend "It's really nice in the mouth" Cults: Branch Davidians, Hedorites, etc. Where's all the Egg Nog? Phil Harris: "Smoke, Smoke, Smoke" Honk is you're being raped Saying our goodbyes for the evening Very Special Downtime with the Doctor Going to see ohGr at the Red Room Graham Thickandlong cleans horses' penis smega Interview with kAINE D3L4Y of Left Spine Down Interview with Nivek Ogre of Skinny Puppy and ohGr Nivek Ogre Interview part 1: Nivek Ogre Interview part 2: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR152 - Tropic of Canada!

Mon, 24 Nov 2008 04:47:00 GMT

"Van City Rain" by MC Nobody Really Prof Bestestes and Fleetwood Mack watch the Vancouver Canucks Boston Pizza Plinko Contest Winner 3 Year Progression of the show Pregnancy update Pizza and Pasta at Dick Lickin's Family Restaurant What is the state of Foreskin today? "Lonely Filipino" by The Tasty Kalabaws @ Dr. Lickalottapus' pad on a dark, stormy November night Eating an Apple Dinosaurs were fucking awesome! A Weird Duo Dinner with Space Noodle at Locus on Main Street Suicide, a conversation starter? You gotta eat if you wanna drink than you have to shit Titanic theory: Rose killed Jack Hiking boots Not gonna talk about Quantum physics Other things not happening in this episode: Magic Mushrooms Matter and reality is an illusion so say scientists Okay so we do talk a bit about Quantum metaphysics Dick, pedophile, scat, and bestiality jokes I said goodnight! Shut it off! Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

D/T with Doctor: Autumn

Sat, 15 Nov 2008 03:34:00 GMT

Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus recorded in the month of October, 2008 Extra Feeded: Download Japanese Mentorship Downtime with the Doctor. Dr. Lickalottapus of Foreskin Radio mentors Japanese students on English and North America culture. In turn, he learns about the culture and language of Japan. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR151 - Asshole Moments!

Fri, 07 Nov 2008 14:45:00 GMT

A.C.E Madd: "Asshole, Too!" False Creek Freakstavagza, Halloween Party Captain Bestestes and Pimp Lickalottapus Belligerent Asshole, Degenerate Bastard Salvia psychedelic hit Tutoring Jaundice... Freestyle Rap Spontaneity Midnight Society: Purple Kush Trying to convincing Japanese friends to smoke up The Cockblock... just after Understanding of an Asshole Engaging the ladies: What's my age? JImmy Olsen Blues Strippers or escort? End of the party Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset The Next Night walking downtown with Super Krotch and Guy (coughing) The Cockblock, recap of incident Go Asshole, cut and dry A Lesson to learn from? Dr Lickalottapus puts Prof B in his place Understand the Cockblock phenomenon Lounge Singing at the bus stop The Presidential Election: Why Obama? Saying goodbye to Private Guy The Wingman Pledge Krotch runs down his preferences Got to be Fucking German Got to be Fucking Asshole Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR150 - Karaoke of Lost Souls!

Thu, 30 Oct 2008 18:57:00 GMT

Rudy Ray Moore (March 17, 1927 â October 19, 2008) was an American comedian, musician, singer, film actor, and film producer. He was perhaps best known as Dolemite, the uniquely articulate pimp from the 1975 film Dolemite, and its sequel, The Human Tornado. The persona was developed during his earlier stand-up comedy records. Friday Night we rent private Karaoke room See the video... Saturday Night we meet up on Commercial Drive in Vancouver for Parade of the Lost Souls See the video... Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR149 - Passion Is Money!

Fri, 24 Oct 2008 19:12:00 GMT

Intro: The Rabbits: "Thunder Thighs" Rough Sex Fetish Intimate Time with Chinsy No Double Team, No 3rd Wheel Japanese Feminism Rapid High 5 Flirtation Passion is money Lucinda Williams: "Passionate Kisses" Downtime with the Doctor Drunk downtown on Thanksgiving Monday Walking the Windy Streets at Night Tiffany: "I Think We're Alone Now" In The Bathroom Special House Guest... European Folk styling of Rico Stankovich Bonus Track Dr. Lickalottapus singing "Post-Ejaculatory Song" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR148 - International Party Central!

Fri, 17 Oct 2008 04:31:00 GMT

Dr Lickalottapus' International 80s Party Night Blmpkin See more funny videos at Funny or Die Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR147 - Medium Rare!

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 01:49:00 GMT

This episode is mainly dominated by a discussion of Mass Media, Diversity, and Human Experience "Everybody experiences far more than he understands. Yet it is experience, rather than understanding, that influences behavior." - Marshal McLuhan âCanada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identityâ - Marshall McLuhan âThe medium, or process, of our time - electric technology is reshaping and restructuring patterns of social interdependence and every aspect of our personal life. It is forcing us to reconsider and re-evaluate practically every thought, every action,â - Marshall McLuhan âThe medium is the message. This is merely to say that the personal and social consequences of any medium / that is, of any extension of ourselves / result from the new scale that is introduced into our affairs by each extension of ourselves, or by any new technology.â - Marshall McLuhan http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marshall_McLuhan Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR146 - Dirty Bearded Artists!

Thu, 02 Oct 2008 02:49:00 GMT

Intro: woman with high expectations seeks perfect man Couch Surfing Party & social anxiety Japanese Lessons, Movies, Art Gallery Peeves about House Guest Issues of Trust Self-Esteem Spa Resisting Intimacy Feral Children "Jaundice Giraffe" (mp3) from "Second to the Last Frontier" (Sarathan Records) More On This Album Arty Industrial Knee High Boots Harper is against supporting the arts community The importance of Canadian culture and creativity Control Society by Controlling Artists Social Cohesion, Multiculturalism Perspectives Creativity for Commercial Profit vs Social Value National Lampoon's Magical Misery Tour (The evil John Lennon) Learning Japanese Hire a cute Japanese Girl Escort Halloween Party Plans: Freakstravaganza The Beard Experiment Sexual Attraction and the Beardness Factor Canadian Election and facial hair Momentous Moments in History Will cultural attitudes change with hard times? Yuppies in Vancouver Flirting and making Girls Laugh Specialized Niche Interests Wavelengths, Big Romantic Moments Emo Breakdown Be willing to take Risks Feminism, Tampons, and Lesbian Attitudes Kay Weaver: Woman's Liberation Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

D/T with Doctor: Summer

Wed, 24 Sep 2008 14:24:00 GMT

Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus from Summer in August and September, 2008 Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR145 - Pineapple Zombie Bunny! or... No Cofidence Without Chronic!

Mon, 15 Sep 2008 22:42:00 GMT

It's the birthday of Professor Bestestes! There isn't a moment we aren't high in this episode Chronic changes your consciousness Japanese language class Locally distilled Absinthe 80s Dance Night Dr. Dre Mix Tape '86 Jump into Library Square The great and majestic Fleetwood Mack Bartender doesn't accept nickels Lack of money of lack of teeth Buying movie tickets to Pineapple Express What's a Mojito? Family Reunion Love of Vancouver Part Chinese Monty Python: "I Like Chinese" Pineapple Express review Chick dig husky...right? Faith in weed habit Raising the children For love of 80s movies The Transgenders, more than meets the eye! Gay people take everything Zombie Catholic School Girls The Quintessentials: "Zombie Girl" This whole episode is a Midnight Society Dude pulled a "Bristol Palin" Rounding the Rock Candy Mountain Furry sex fantasies Top half bunny Bottom half girl Top half girl Bottom half bunny How does it feel to be 28? Neil Diamond: "Pot Pot Gimme Some Pot" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR144 - Last Days of Summer!

Sun, 07 Sep 2008 22:54:00 GMT

It's the last days of summer and Foreskin Radio is ready to party! Find more videos like this on Foreskin Radio Joining us on the adventure this week: Sir Paul the MasturDebator & Missy P Midnight Society Preparing for Smark & Mass Undergoe concert It was acceptable in the 80s I've got love for you if you were born in the 80s Retro music discussion Guy's passionate opinion Newfie crackhead streetwalker Cross Canada tour with Mass Undergoe Conversations after the show Bhangra Taxis Freestyle rap Professor gets the hiccups Sammy Davis Jr. Plop Plop Fizz Fizz Sir Paul & Prof Bestestes @ Couch Surfing party Erin and Dan talk about Burning Man 2008 Paul gets attack by a Jew-Jutsu master Green Party of Canada and the Canadian election Sarah Palin & the American Presidential race I'm so excited! and I just can't hide it! Sneak preview of next week's episode Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR143 - Pussy Control!

Fri, 29 Aug 2008 03:04:00 GMT

Pussy Control Prince Prince Lyrics P Control Lyrics Nuestra presentacion especial comenzara en breve {Our special presentation will start shortly} Pero antes un mensaje de nuestros auspiciadores {But first a message from our sponsors} Uh, yeah Uh Good mornin' ladies and gentlemen ("What hotel number is she in?") Boys and motherfuckin' girls ("319, 319" "Cool") This is your captain with no name speakin' And I'm here 2 rock your world With a tale that will soon be classic About a woman U already know No prostitute she, but the mayor of your brain Pussy Control (Are U ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Our story begins in a schoolyard A little girl skipping rope with her friends A tisket, a tasket, no lunch in her basket Just school books 4 the fight she would be in One day over this hoodie She got beat 4 some clothes and a rep With her chin up, she scolded "All y'all's molded When I'm rich, on your neck I will step" And step she did 2 the straight A's Then college, a master degree She hired the heifers that jumped her And made everyone of them work 4 free? No! Why? So what if my sisters are triflin'? They just don't know She said "Mama didn't tell'em what she told me 'Girl, U need Pussy Control'" (Are U ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Verse 2 Pussy got bank in her pockets Before she got dick in her drawers If brother didn't have good 'n' plenty of his own In love Pussy never did fall And this fool named Trick wanna stick her Uh, talkin' more shit than a bit 'Bout how he gonna make Pussy a star If she come and sing a lick on his hit Pussy said "Nigga, U crazy if U don't know Every woman in the world ain't a freak U can go platinum 4 times Still couldn't make what I make in a week So push up on somebody that wanna hear that Cuz this somebody here don't wanna know Boy, U better act like U understand When U roll with Pussy Control" (Are U ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Breakdown (Are U ready 4 the best Pussy U ever felt?) {x2} With one more verse 2 the story I need another piece of your ear I wanna hip U all 2 the reason I'm known as the Player of the Year Cuz I met this girl named Pussy At the club - International Balls She was rollin' 4-deep 3 sisters and a weepy-eyed white girl drivin' a Hog I pulled up right beside her And my electric top went down I said "Motherfucker, I know your reputation And I'm astounded that U're here I fear U're lonely and U want 2 know A 12 o'clock straight up nigga That don't give a shit that U're Pussy Control Well I'm that nigga, at least I wanna be But it's gonna be hard as hell 2 keep my mind off a body That would make every rich man Want 2 sell, sell, sell (75, we need another.. 85, 85 here, sold!) Can I tell U what I'm thinkin' that U already know? U need a motherfucker that respects your name" Now say it, Pussy Control (Are U ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control, oh Aaah, Pussy Control, oh And the moral of this motherfucker is Ladies, make'em act like they know U are, was, and always will be Pussy Control (Are U ready?) Peace and be wild (Aaah, Pussy Control) Say what, huh? (Oh) Oh no, don't U think about callin' her a ho (Are U ready?) U juvenile delinquent Best sit your ass down Talkin' about Pussy Control Huh, can U dig it? Aaah, Pussy Control (Are U ready?) Oh (Are U ready?) Aaah, Pussy Control (Are U ready?) Oh (Are U ready?) Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR142 - Have A Nice Penis!

Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:02:00 GMT

Romantic Advice from Fabio (remember him?!) Freestyling by the Skytrain Station Bernie Mac is dead Fat girls with terrible personalities Isaak Hayes is Dead Minty Fresh Sugar Free girls walking by Professor buys a Fleshlight Masturbation Emancipation Get into the mood: Candles, scented perfume & porn The slippery slop The power of Scent Isaak Hayes as Chef Jin: "Asian Girls" Granville Island with Sir Paul the MasturDebator New member of the Fold Wedding Dress fetish Imagine all the Foreskin Paul's Thoughts on China A mack in progress "I have a nice penis" Outro Extro Mitch Fatel: "I Love My Penis" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR141 - Le MÃ©nage Ã Espionage du Fromage!

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 05:55:00 GMT

"Le viol n'est pas aussi facile qu'il regarde" "Rape Is Not as Easy as it Looks" Stanley Park in downtown Vancouver Fleetwood Mack avec l'invitÃ Catness la fille symbolique Fleetwood Mack with guest Catness the Token Girl Professeur Bestestes est tragiquement inactif Prof Bestestes is tragically inactive Quart aprÃs la sociÃtÃ deux, pseud. SociÃtÃ de Minuit Quarter after Two Society, a.k.a. Midnight Society DÃfilÃ homosexuel de fiertÃ et flotteur d'Ãglise de communautÃ d'arc-en-ciel Gay Pride Parade and Rainbow Community Church Float Examinez toujours vos testicules pour assurer le cancer Always check your balls for cancer Les personnes droites assureront par la suite le dÃfilÃ de fiertÃ Straight people will eventually take over pride parade Dr Lickalottapus a une nouvelle chanson Ã chanter Dr Lickalottapus has a new song to sing Bill Oddie: "Persecuting Pigeons" Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da Life goes on Grandma The Asian Greyhound Murderer Dude bailed out on his rollerblades We hate that bad Toronto attitude Ronald Reagan admits to American fascism with "Sexual Terrorist" by Thorne on Commercial Drive with guest Bombaby Mumbai and Vancouver weather Controversy surrounding Olympics in Beijing, China Vancouver Winter Olympics 2010 War between Russia and Georgia Alijazeera English is quality journalism Geopolitics + World War 3 = Funtimes Gen-X nostalgia, Janeane Garofalo stand up (1992) Party Animal 24/7 Affirmative Action, Human Rights Tribunal I would fucking rape cheese!

FR140 - Festivals & Funerals!

Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:57:00 GMT

First off... Prof Bestestes and Sir Paul the MasturDebator attend the Pemberton Music Festival So don't miss the videos... Find more videos like this on Foreskin Radio Second up... Dr Lickalottapus and Prof Bestestes attend Surrey's Fusion Festival Surreyâs largest 3-day multicultural celebration with 40 international pavilions celebrating music, food and culture. 5 stages of entertainment all in a brand new urban park... and lastly... An unfortunate tragedy occurred Dr Lickalottapus' dear friend Randy passed away He visits the family and attends the funeral in Calgary This is tribute to Randy's memory Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR139 - I Love Murder!

Tue, 22 Jul 2008 21:20:00 GMT

Happy Birthday Doctor Lickalottapus Heath Ledger, Brad Pitt, and River Phoenix Midnight Society outside movie theatre History of The Amen Break Review... The Dark Knight Laughing with The Joker You're fucked up, you need to go to a shrink Psychological and philosophical Batman isn't queer A more intimate setting... late night in the back alley Professor gets poked... on his Facebook Joker sadistic like Mr. Blonde in Reservoir Dogs Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right... Coded messages in status updates Long distance romantic history Dogs at the gates of hell What women fall in love with Only fucking around if there's potential You gotta have friends Hypnotized by the pussy Boys and girl can't really be just friends Sex rendezvous? or focus locally? Big libido and many fetishes challenge A little Respect r-e-s-p-e-c-t Pussy puzzle box... just wanna be loved You're The Best Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR138 - The Anti-Reunion!

Thu, 17 Jul 2008 03:48:00 GMT

It's Foreskin Radio's 3 year anniversary The podcast officially debut July 2, 2005 From our humble beginnings as "Two Men with Fore Skin" We've recorded hundreds of hours of audio and video Chronicling our conversations, adventures, and personal lives As we enter our 4th year, the saga continues Don't miss a moment... Kay Martin: "I Feel Like A New Man" Prof Bestestes is back from his trip Follow his adventures with The MMD on TransCanada Transpondency Get on the boat, yeah, the banana boat Where it all began... up in the woods by a lake What does Foreskin Radio mean to you? Verbal Excrement! What was happening 3 years ago... Black men don't need money Reasons to chase older women One egg, infinite amounts of sperm Evolution of the giant tadpole sperm Abstract concepts of being a father Discipline: I smack a kid! You stop crying! Don't Cry eat rice! Brooster McRooster & Pedro the miniature Pony in... "Abortion Misfortune" Back In The Early Part Of The 90s Midnight Society: Doctor's Anti-Grad Reunion Party Featured guests: Smark and Guy Flashbacks to music from the 90s High School attitude, some people never grow up Smark's band Halo Climb Emo is just a bullshit marketing term Returning to individuality and self-esteem Music fans are afraid of change Don't blame Akon

FR137 - Genghis Cunt Choir!

Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:59:00 GMT

The night before Prof Bestestes left for his vacation He and Dr Lickalottapus get together to see a movie Mongol "Mongol is made by an award-winning Russian filmmaker Sergei Bodrov (Prisoner of the Mountains). Here Sergei illuminates the life and legend of Genghis Khan in this stunning historical epic. Based on leading scholarly accounts and written by Bodrov and Arif Aliyev, Mongol delves into the dramatic and harrowing early years of the ruler who was born as Temudgin in 1162. As it follows Temudgin from his perilous childhood to the battle that sealed his destiny, the film paints a multidimensional portrait of the future conqueror, revealing him not as the evil brute of hoary stereotype, but as an inspiring, fearless and visionary leader. Mongol shows us the making of an extraordinary man, and the foundation on which so much of his greatness rested: his relationship with his wife, Borte, his lifelong love and most trusted advisor." Let My People Come (musical) Doctor's Gay Uncle gets married! Congrats, it was a beautiful ceremony Drama with Crazy Needy Older Woman Dschinghis Khan Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

D/T with Doctor: Spring

Fri, 27 Jun 2008 18:33:00 GMT

Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus from Spring in June, 2008 Ask Doctor Anything: How do you know you're in Love? Social interrelation & dreams Anti-grad reunion & friends Bollywood Beckons Career comes first sidenote: Prof Bestestes is attending Podcasters Across Borders in Kingston, Ontario this week This was recorded last month and is released now to satisfy the listeners addiction while he's away

D/T with Doctor: Sleazy Lee

Fri, 20 Jun 2008 19:21:00 GMT

Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus with special guest, Sleazy Lee hanging out in downtown Vancouver along English Bay in spring smoking, drunking, talking, singing. sidenote: Prof Bestestes is attending Podcasters Across Borders in Kingston, Ontario this week This was recorded last month and is released now to satisfy the listeners addiction while he's away

FR136 - Meta Stilettos!

Sat, 14 Jun 2008 13:25:00 GMT

Shop Around If You're Horny Movie Review: Sex and the City Respecting Kim Cattrall Understand Men and Women Female Archetypes Baby Shower The wonder of Cougars Professor's women troubles mc chris "nrrrd grrrl" (mp3) from "mc chris is dead" (Whoa Oh Records) More On This Album Meta Chat: a new segment Prof B and MMD talk over Skype you know, like the Moon Masters MMD replaces Dr Lickalottapus Podcasters Across Borders DicksnJanes podcast with Scarborough Dude Shane and Tom's Squeezebox is hilarious Talking about Foreskin Radio meta Computer Savvy, or lack of New prescription eye glasses Confidence in your Game Wanker Girl, Woody Allan, and Leonard Cohen Getting into shape Are Quebec girls really all sluts? Short Bus and dangerous masturbation Apocalypse Dowell Show returns! More and more meta talk Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR135 - Raiders of the Lost Pussy!

Fri, 06 Jun 2008 15:23:00 GMT

Never dated a true Blonde Chillin' at Sushi Restaurant Professor orders a fleshlight Certain things you don't put your dick in Japanese sex toy for masturbation Sex toy advice for couples This is not Reading Rainbow Asshole Douchebags during the summer I have an excuse: I'm a man Going back to school Making a call Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark in five quick minutes Review: new Indiana Jones movie What's with Spielberg? Cheeseball Mainstream versus indie art movies How we enjoy a common experience? Cartoon action versus realistic stunts more bitchin' and complainin' What's New Pussy? Fleetwood Mack's special announcement Smokey Robinson concert Doctor Lickalottapus isn't going to Ontario New Weezer video Recording video simultaneously Classic Foreskin Radio Promos Dude's Night In Baby Mama comes home Talking about maternity stuff The Wonder Years are behind us The opposite of PS3 is P.S. I Love You Boob massage Offended by Knocked Up and Juno Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR134 - Shiny Happy Nostalgia!

Mon, 02 Jun 2008 03:06:00 GMT

Prof. Bestestes and Dr. Lickalottapus @ R.E.M. concert in Deer Lake Park May 23, 2008 Parody: Every Cuss Word We Know Professor's teenage memories Security check point More teenage emo momentd The National opening band Crystal Castles Professor's indie music podcast Trying to be genuine with ourselves Bitches I Fucked trading cards Parody:Hale & Pace R.E.M. parody Fuck the beer line Michael Stipe's press announcement Mint cookies and mini doughnuts Post-high school positive list 1998 was ten fucking years ago A few clips from the concert Concert review Can't feel again how did as a teenager Velvet Goldmine Lost after dark... can't find the car Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom Foreskin Radio Classic clip... Parody: Using My Erection Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR133 - Respect Yo Hood!

Wed, 28 May 2008 23:37:00 GMT

BBQ Birthday Party in East 33rd Projects Cousin Jeno out from Toronto Understanding Toronto Doctor thinks he can freestyle Understand the term "hoodrat" The curtain is all in your mind Freestyle rap: "It's Tea Time, Bitches!" Understanding why G'd up guys get hot chicks Do shit to impress Rudy Ray Moore: Cockpit Acapella : "...tired of pretending I'm so the man..." Riding the bus or get a job Women want men who take over the world Social housing projects What do people do for a living? We need cafe culture Troublemakers in the neighborhood Respect for this metropolitan city Dog in a wheelbaroow Surviving in the dangerous suburbs Sesame Street Parody: "People in your Neighborhood" Dirt Nasty "1980" (mp3) from "Dirt Nasty" (Shoot to Kill Music, Inc.) More On This Album Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR132 - Ironic Fetish Parade!

Thu, 22 May 2008 15:29:00 GMT

Brad Neely: "Fuck The Humans" Iron Man movie review Comic: books, movies, & cartoons Fetish fantasies: secretaries, nurses, maids, etc. Professor's breath stinks French accents not french speaking Secretary rotation Soft Goth More reviewing Schaffer the Darklord "The Tin Man" Dr. Lickalottapus' Emo Moment Poetry Bitch correspondence Emotional drama games Tex Williams: "Never Trust A Woman" Professor is soooo Emo Ex-girlfriend on Facebook The perfect robot fantasy girl 5 Things Not to Say to a Man Study: Sexy women cause impotency Professor does not agree with rape Poptart Sprinkle & the Candy Kidz Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR131 - Couch Surfers!

Mon, 19 May 2008 02:46:00 GMT

Robert Mitchum: "Not Me" Couch Surfing with Sir Paul, the Tasty Licker, and Erin Online social networking "Making the world better one couch at a time" Drunkenness scale Furnies, Penny Arcade, furniture fandom Paul living in Saskatoon Multicultural Diversity China & India Retreating from the Alpha Douchebags How to be Canadian, Will Ferguson Mixing Weed & Booze The process of leaving a party Hanlon, Darren - Couch Surfing (live) Review of the couch surfing party Hosers, Alpha Males, Douchebags Doctor works his magic Haida Gwaii Princess Singing Dick in the shower Hot Pussy Super Combo Anime group Furry sex exclusion Art Exhibit... total shit!!! Tax dollars going to bad artists What is art? Podcasters Across Borders Nine Inch Nails new album release... R.E.M.'s new album Accelerate NIN's "Echoplex" from The Slip Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR129 - The Volunteer!

Sat, 10 May 2008 23:25:00 GMT

Exhausted after a dinner party at BomBaby's Dr. Lickalottapus volunteers himself Brain storming and organizing with Nikki Hanging out Old School with Guesstures Mass Undergoe and Fight for Ithaca Sex, Drugs, and Rock & Roll NAFM http://www.familymin.org Sihk temple, Buddhist temple, Baih'i center Working with Children Beads, Horses & Vagina What's this have to do with the children? Metal Can Bongs are Ghetto Boy Scouts & Brownies Nikki & Katie are not meat Picking up the wrong Asian kid Disciplining the children Next meeting of the volunteers Engagement Party Youtube: Adam West as Batman Music: Paul Austin Kelly "Pickle in my Pocket" (mp3) from "Howlin' at the Moon" (Walking Oliver Productions) Kriss Kross: "I Missed The Bus" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR128 - Second Hand High!

Sun, 04 May 2008 10:56:00 GMT

Fleetwood Mack's Birthday Smoking up at Trillium Point Issues at 420 with DSJ Like Anakin going to the Darkside Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay Movie review Going to the Karaoke Bar Bitch gotta dress nice Criteria: check lists and perfume Nearing 30 evaluation How to treat a woman Wrapping up B-Day Downtime with the Doctor Doc's Aunt, The Queen Bee Multicultural Snot-asses White people ignorant of brown culture Doc's cousin, Jenno Podcaster @ Hunt.fm, promoter, publicist Canadian Copyright Merman Dilemma Moving to Toronto Doc's relatives Fijian Folk Jamboree Professor checks in Scarborough Dude turns 60 Vote for us at Podcast Alley Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR127 - 420 in Vamsterdam!

Thu, 24 Apr 2008 20:06:00 GMT

420 Marijuana Legalization Demonstration Vancouver Art Gallery April 20, 2008 Marijuana Dick Cheese Professor's new neighborhood Searching to get weed for 420 Doctor's old high school teacher Personality test Overcoming personal myths Professor's new confidence Peter Tosh: "Legalize It" Buying the letter W Downtown for the 420 celebration Train wreck Purple Kush Grow weed on the kitchen counter Waiting for DSJ At the Demonstration Speeches: NDP Candidate Dana Larsen Green Party candidate John Shavluk Jodie Emery, wife of Marc Emery: Canada's Prince of Pot, publisher of

FR126 - Flowers For Hitler! or... The Surrey-est Episode Ever!

Wed, 16 Apr 2008 19:00:00 GMT

Emocappella: "Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend" Eating sushi at Akasaka in Surrey with the Fleetwood Mack just like old times Sikh Parade, Terrorist, and the Surrey Mayor Open to Gay folk and Amsterdam Cafe Indian Chillum Pipe 420 is Skippy the Hamster's Birthday Arnel Pineda, Filipino, Lead singer of Journey "I'll have what slanty-eye is having" Attacked by a dog in the darkness Iggy Pop: "I Wanna Be Your Dog" Packing the Chillum while driving around Freestyle rapping at a 4-way stop Messiah Marcus: "Cannabis" http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh114/warn228/thWEED.jpg finally... Midnight Society!!! Smoking weed in suburban neighborhood Using the Chillum Consulate Cigarette Ad Toking in Fleetwood's alley "Who Let The Dogs Out" is not for kids Godforsaken Emo kids Underpants gnomes Emo Indian chick & goths Breaking out in Vagina Pimples Martini Ad Fascist Mussolini Club Soda Was Hitler a Buddha?! If you had a time machine... "I would give a young Hitler flowers" Superfreak, Rick James lwtdrock: "20 reasons Hitler wasn an asshole" Mermaid: female top, fish bottom or reversed Special Olympics Retard elitists Why not the Steroid Olympics? Aryans are Iranian Hippies against North American Union (H.A.N.A.U.) Deaf People don't transcribe this show! Anime Fuckdoll: "You can fuck a toon" We have lots of Jewish listeners, right? "You've been Hindu'ed!" Little Mermaid, Ariel's Naughty Song Bombs in the basement Clarifying answer to Mermaid question Time travel to spawn a new race Indian girl with 2 faces Mr T Experience: ""Even Hitler Had A Girlfriend" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR125 - The Old College Try!

Thu, 10 Apr 2008 01:19:00 GMT

Intro: guy freaks out during dating profile A sunny day in Vancouver Jerking to Totally Spies Cartoon How much porn is made in Vancouver? Webcam jerk sessions Men don't understand Women's signals Undergrads, Jessie liked Nitz Queen Bee Syndrome University of Waterloo presentation DSJ accepted to U of W, moving to Ontario How not to represent your college One Beer during the presentation Bus Stop... scent of a woman Waterloo sucked hard Self-empowerment Grad Party for Darker Shade of Jaundice Blowing balloons with guest Fish Old School Super Mario Brothers Another guest in the house, Guy Talking Nintendo Waiting for Prof Bestestes and DSJ Prof Bestestes final update Party was a sausage fest House Hunting frustration Hado Kings 2nd Anniversary! MMD & Kimchi take good care of DSJ Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR124 - Otaku Jerk Shirt!

Sun, 30 Mar 2008 08:38:00 GMT

Robyn Archer: "Dicks Don't Grow On Trees" Prof Bestestes at Trillium Point Gets a haircut Steps in dog shit Late night drive thru violence MLS & PK and J Show Not quality boyfriend material 15 year relationship The Jerk Shirt Masturbation Documentary clip Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus Gumnaam featured in Ghost World Ditching the "make babies" life formula Don't work for Indian people Watching quality PBS programming There ain't no cookies and shit, life sucks! Mr. Rogers, funny names for grandparents Exit 57: "My Wife Dumped Me For Jesus" Guilty, Eunuchs & Rainbow church Masturbation, porn & housebound Confessions of an Otaku Be an Asian pornstar It's hard to pack a sandwich New job at Porn Shop School loan troubles To Do list for self-improvement David Keystone: "The Porn Song" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR123 - Easter Evangelion!

Thu, 20 Mar 2008 21:34:00 GMT

The Easter Edition St. Patrick's Day Parade East Indian Leprechaun Everybody's Irish Zen Zen Zen: "Afro-Irish" Young Lolitas & Cheerleaders Doctor Lickalottapus converts to Christianity and denounces Hinduism Robert Edwin: "Christ Is Changing Everything" Tibet versus China Communists are Atheists Professor Bestestes ranting and raving He tries to stuff the entire economic crisis into a nutshell Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR122 - Prehistoric Shamania!

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 17:10:00 GMT

This conversation was inspired by the movie 10,000 B.C. Spoiler alert... our review shouldn't ruin it for you; maybe enhance your enjoyment We talk with DSJ about Inner Mongolia In the background, she's watching video of Taiwanese group S.H.E. We discuss body modification, tribalism, anthropology... Religion, Ritual, Shamanism and modern Ayahuasca usage Prehistoric narratives of early human civilization Blue Eyes was genetic mutation Issues with the movie, writing quality, continuity, etc. Comparing it to Apocalypto and 300 Myth of Atlantis, Hotlantis! Hinduism and the historical significance of mythology etc etc etc... intro song: Matt Westcott: "Ballad of Graham The Caveman" outro song: The KLF: "Justified and Ancient" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR121 - Jive-By Knock Up!

Sat, 08 Mar 2008 22:29:00 GMT

Fleetwood mack is back Midnight Society, smokin' up Women Trouble The Canucks break hearts Solving the riddle of life & love High school reunion Summing up the past 10 years Does podcasting make us look cool? Grosse Point Blank clip Dr. Lickalottapus monologue: Pregnancy Scare!!! Kiss vs. Human League: X in Sex Shuckin' & Jivin' at Burrard Station Hear the violinist in the background Day at Granville Island Near death hit & run moment After watching Menace 2 Society Parody idea: Dennis the Menace 2 Society Asian porn fast forward The Pervs that never end Dobson Georgina: The Message Movie Review: "There Will Be Blood" Drinking rum & Water Daniel Day Lewis The Artist's Perception Fudge A well done movie, thumbs up Hard working, hard living men Professor's grandfather etc, etc, etc... Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR120 - Liquid Courage Lunacy!

Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:36:00 GMT

Special Guests: The MMD "Maharaja Mack Daddy" & Kimchi (aka "Fat Battie") Fly out from Brampton, Ontario for a week of fun and adventure in Vancouver... Part Two (of 2) Party, Strip Club, Karaoke Living it up in "The Couve" House warming, ancient Greeks, politics, Nintendo Stripper Night in Review, full moon eclipse, catfight Big fat blunt, anti-game, Fidel Castro, hermaphrodite Karaoke, macking skills, Ice Ice Baby, police paranoia Flight schedule, vacation wrap up, goodbyes Featured music: The Bar Kays": "Son of Shaft" Gil Scott-Heron & Brian Jackson: "The Bottle" Ram John Holder: "Pud Crawlin' Blues" & Brixton Blues" Bobby Hebb: "When Love Goes Wrong" Growing Pains Theme Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR119 - Stop, Cock, & Roll!

Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:11:00 GMT

Special Guests: The MMD "Maharaja Mack Daddy" & Fat Battie (aka "Kimchi") Fly out from Brampton, Ontario for a week of fun and adventure in Vancouver... Part One (of 2) Downtime with Doctor Chilling during the week Bubble tea, pudding, and so much jaundice Restaurants, Hindustani, waiting for the bus People watching, high school reunion bitch, women's secret speech, ethic thuggery, children Midnight Society, BC Bud, marijuana, seafood Interview with Darker Shade of Jaundice: 2010 Olympics, Vancouver politics, poverty, drug addiction, transportation, Toronto comparison Rocker-T "Tru Ganjaman (Jump Up An Wap Dem Mix)" (mp3) from "If Yu Luv Luv Show Ya Luv" (Positive Sound Massive Recordings) (...next episode is Part 2...) Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR118 - Gung Ho Fat Choy!

Wed, 13 Feb 2008 04:54:00 GMT

Kung Hei Fat Choi Happy Chinese New Year! Notorious MSG Special guest: Saint Sir Paul the Master Debater Restaurant in Chinatown Song "I love lovely Ghinese girl" SNiR: Stripper Night in Review S.H.E. a Taiwanese girl group Brickhouse Pub Pizza Place Penthouse Strip Club Pimps & Hoes Travel to Southeast Asia Back of the Buss "Chinese Girl" (mp3) from "And Then Shit Got Weird..." (Origami Music) More On This Album Prof. Bestestes joins the party Analyzing Jaundice Jupiter Lounge freestyling Song: "Dream about Chinatown" Chinese New Year Parade Vancouver's historic Chinatown Talking with tourist Asian girls The Shanghai Restoration Project & Amos Winbush "Babylon of the Orient" (mp3) from "The Shanghai Restoration Project" (Undercover Culture Music) More On This Album Adventure ends at Bus Station What happened at Jupiter Lounge Paul says goodbye The Shanghai Restoration Project "Night Life in Shanghai" (mp3) from "Explore the Music of China" (China Record Corporation) More On This Album Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

D/T with Doctor: week of February 3rd

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 01:45:00 GMT

Downtime with Doctor Lickalottapus for the week of February 3, 2008 The Doctor talks about: his thoughts on marriage racism & stereotyping going to the internet cafe Poetry Bitch on Facebook Featured music: Nine Inch Nails Open Source Remixes "Survivalism (The Laudanum Remix)" remixed by laudanum email: foreskin@transpondency.com

FR117 - Rodimus Honky Blues!

Sun, 03 Feb 2008 21:05:00 GMT

Intro: Boubon Family (watch Booze Girls video) Dr. Lickalottapus is drunk Bomb Baby's Birthday Party Coming with no pussy Random freestyling Bollywood themed Stereotyping is wrong Butchering Shakespeare Taiwanese girl viewpoint Canada & Taiwan culture "Canadian" is a new racial slur Throwing up in the Bathroom Partygoers need to pee song: My Bathroom After the party Recapping the night Asian girls for everyone Tai-wanna Bang-her Party theme: getting older Limited Eggs, Infinite Sperm Older girls on the dating scene N.W.H. Niggas With Honkies Sensitive critics Transformers (G1) Season 3 Rodimus Prime is a pussy Really bad Star Trek comparisons Rodimus fucked up my childhood development He-Man, Prince Adam, & Skeletor Cultural conditioning Influenced by video games Our generation the target market Rodimus Prime's great burden Canadian Culture Shock Why is personal space so important? Modern & Competitive Standard of living differences Housewives vs. feminist ambition Mary Kate killed Heath (allegedly) Teenage TV drama of the early 90s Romantic movie: Before Sunrise Bleeding so many tears Valentine's Day is coming Smart Cock Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR116 - Tropical Frost!

Sun, 27 Jan 2008 14:15:00 GMT

Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis: "Outtakes" Recording while driving Our Gang The Little Rascals SNiR: Stripper Night in Review Hairy East Indian dude Queer Asian bouncer Hot waitresses Stripper nights on the DL Anigao: japanese girls with Anime masks Layla Lame, Ella Rylie, Nadia "Not" Nice Myspace-style exotic dancing Really intense Layla Stripper Village People Kids don't know popculture history Trouble with landlords Bill Lawrence: "Pussy Baby" & 8-track Porno Downtime with the Doctor How women size men up What is happiness? Buddhism: Soka Gakkai What's love go to do with it? Sound & Vibrations Not happy with self Poem: "First Frost" Share your thoughts on happiness David Lee Roth Doctor Lickalottapus' great lament Like a romantic movie without the disney ending Caring and not caring about a girl Insecurities, honesty, and self-worth A woman's pity Don't ever fear rejection Destined for desperate whores Acappella version of "Church Of The Poison Mind" Wrapping up the Jaundice story She's better than T.V. Respect and rejection Kitchen techniques My Gay Uncle! Katie's Crab Meat Nut Sandwich Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR115 - A Darker Shade Of Jaundice!

Sun, 20 Jan 2008 15:21:00 GMT

jaunÂdice Pronunciation: \ËjÈn-dÉs, ËjÃn-\ Function: noun Etymology: Middle English jawnes, jaundis, from Anglo-French jaunice, galniz, from jaune, gaune yellow, from Latin galbinus greenish yellow yellowish pigmentation of the skin a female of the Asian persuasion

FR114 - Unite Against White!

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Don Hunter: "Adam Was a Man Hanging out with BomBaby from Mumbai Professionals immigrating to Canada 2 pieces of official I.D. Parking Lot Attendant Vancouver's Gay neighborhood Goosed by a white straight dude Fantasies of Revenge Triumph of equal craziness Some reasons to pack heat Be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm Shame your ememies Pussy needs a Douche White people smell and need to shower And wash your ass when you shit ismellperfect.com is real How do you meet girls? Doctor meets a nice girl Be yourself but be interesting Sanitize and Listerine that cunt Blaxploitation movie review "The Mack" with Max Julien, Richard Pryor Return Of The Mack, a sequel? Pimps, Hoes, Pushers, and Crooked White Cops Real life pimps helped finance shit Player Hater's Ball from Chappelle's Show "The Number 23" with Jim Carrey Sucked into the 23 Enigma Douglas Coupland's "Girlfriend In A Coma" Professor back to his old studies Discordia: zen for roundeyes Goddess Eris and the Original Snub Eat a hot dog with no bun on a Friday Leaning toward Existentialism James Brown's Message (abridged) Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR113 - Rape You Fucking Hindu!

Thu, 03 Jan 2008 02:29:00 GMT

Happy New Year! Should old acquaintance be forgot, and never brought to mind ? Should old acquaintance be forgot, and auld lang syne ? For auld lang syne, my dear, for auld lang syne, we'll take a cup oâ kindness yet, for auld lang syne. Opening: Spike Jones 1947 Taxicab with Prof Bestestes & Dr Lickalottapus Karaoke When Doves Cry Fortyone's "Auld Lang Syne" remix Champagne...fasting fucking Hindu! Six Sikh Symbols As Seen On Facebook Oh that crazy Caste System Rape Tease Doctor sings Korean 3 Bears Party Recap & 2008 Freestyle Professor mixes Nyquil, Dayquil, & Pot Overheating & 3 Alarm Fires Karma Chamelang Syne Wild Girl New Crush Women Need To Rape More Richard Cheese: "Rape Me" Lemurian Peacock The strange cure of Jaundice End of the night at Doctor's place Squirters, pump action Pussy Ointment Cats are whores Twilight of our Twenties Professor still has his hair Married & Single Mom Motherfucking Freud New Downtown Apartment! Grannies I'd Like To Fuck Senior Citizen Sex New Year Predictions Professor is Jennifer Love Hewitt fat Resolutions DeadList: rundown of deaths in 2007 Sleepy Deadpool Karaoke: Barbara Streisand "Memory" Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR112 - Xmas Bro Hugs!

Sun, 23 Dec 2007 18:19:00 GMT

It's our traditional Festivus Dinner night "Just another bout of Jaundice" Fleetwood Mack is back Overtime, house hunting, and promotion Beat you Kids! Ain't no "Valley" wide enough A cuckold is a married man whose wife has sex with other men! Girls like catching guys looking New camera: face recognition Interlude byPas/Cal Farm Boy's brother checks the cats Kicked out of school b/c of the Doctor Don't Date Him Girl: Peter Mazar Randy "Kiba" Foxcroft Yi "Anthony" Zheng Indy (Andy) Dhaliwal Submit Your Ex website Gay men just won't shut up The Rainbow Church Everyone needs a little Bro-mance Gift exchange: toy helicopters Beatbox Freestyle: "Who's Petey?" Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Christmas is fucking stupid Winter solstice Fleetwood's 2007 in review Predictions: Find a Cum Dumpster Youtube: I Want My Foreskin For Giftmas Click To Play Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR111 - The Sketching!

Sat, 15 Dec 2007 03:51:00 GMT

Small Town Mike: "Clip Art" In McDonald's parking lot Invited to Two Parties! First Party... A Surrey party @ Suzer Boozer's place Hockey, country music, charades Drunk girl playing with carrots Second Party... A Vancouver party @ Spot's apt. Hippies, rockers, lesbians Volunteering to be Nude model Nolan Music: "The Nude" Dr. Lickalottapus gets naked A room full of girls sketching The curious cat sniffing balls The Doc poses in various positions The difference between art and porn Exposing the rectum Singing "Smoking The Weed" What are Furries? Don't put this on the internet The scrotum boundary Spontaneous Blues Song Picking Up Girls in an Art Museum Doctor's super angry rant... Boycott Love Nest Fuck high class porno sex shop Professor had his mojo working Philosophical Metaphysical Rambling Midnight Society moment Reflecting on being Nude Other crazy conversations Charcoal fingerprint sperm On the verge of a universal truth Natalie Portman: hip hop bad-ass Wrapping up the Party Singing "Runaway Train" badly We're generation "Huh?" Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR110 - Mojo Flirt Juice!

Sat, 08 Dec 2007 21:25:00 GMT

Bill Cosby: "Mojo Working" Akasaka Sushi Night I've got 2 jobs man! A Christmas Miracle Yuppie Yuppie Yaletown Surrey is a deal breaker Teaching old people computers New opportunities downtown Asian Ginger Kids McAsian: I'm lovin' it! Bouts of depression Talking dirty to yourself Duet: "Under the Bridge" South Park Super Remix: Ginger Kids Listening to Jazz at Starbucks Blonde with a Hardy Boy Sexual Evaluation youTube: Yellow Fever Mojo and Flirty Juice Waitress wearing Mistletoe The City is Success Hip Hop Chicks have no substance Badass Mojo Working You're pussy tricked you! Whore Mode Chanukah: Festival of Lights Spice girls in Vancouver Pissed off at Santa Claus North Pole & Global Warming Eco-friendly Xmas Wishes "I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Last Night" Oogling Girls in Expresso Line Eric Weber: Mastering The Street Pickup Tiny Toon Adventures Freestyle R 'n' B Sog Pervert Overdubbed Tiny Toon Theme Ren and Stimpy: Rubber Nipples Cheese from Walrus Milk Social Network Forum Site for you the listener: foreskinradio.ning.com Actual Foreskin Not Required Shonen Knife and Puffy AmiYumi Visit Actual Foreskin Not Required Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR109 - Debbie Does Disney!

Wed, 28 Nov 2007 03:45:00 GMT

For Mature Adults Only We present to you... Debbie Does Dallas: the musical Based on the classic 1978 porno Waiting outside the Media Club Weird Hairdresser's crazy stories Clip: G-rated version of the porno After the performance we interview: Jamie Robinson Adam Lolacher Minty Handy: Our Love Violates Corporate Policy Bestestes botches recording Overview and review of musical Comparing it to a Disney movie Doctor's director perspective European on the Skytrain Special invitation from Donald Trump New videos upcomings Aiko: disabled sexually harassed android Automated lifestyles survey 'Debbie Does Dallas' Gets Comic Re-imaginingArrow Productions' 1978 adult classic âDebbie Does Dallasâ? is getting re-imagined as a comic book by Terminal Press. The limited edition comic, which coincides with the 30th anniversary of the film's release, will debut at the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas in January. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR108 - Beige Rage!

Wed, 21 Nov 2007 18:38:00 GMT

Waterfront Station in Vancouver Hug or Fuck the Xmas Tree Frothy semen Asian girls and cameras Lessons on macking Mark Blevis is the 007 of podcasting Poxy Boggards: "Lager Than Life" Geek Dinner / Meetup at Steamworks Podcast Meetup Rumors Sabotage of presentation Scarborough Dude is a shit disturber Scandals of Canadian Podcast Buffet Name dropping Leo Laporte & Lab with Leo Machinima Creator Hugh Hancock of Strange Company also author of Machinima For Dummies Lorraine Murphey of Raincoaster blog Dale McgGladdery and Northern Voice 2008 Hot girls on web videos Rumor: James is Scarborough Dude's love child Fred Blassey: "Pencil Neck Geek" Outside Waterfront in the cold Reviewing the meetup On the Skytrain eastbound LuluLemon Break dancing contest Girl at the Temple Code for craving Brown: Beige Rage Kids want jaundice Hanging with buddy's wife Opening up deeply with a chick Chinese people speaking Hindi Cashews in my lentils Trusting in your booty call Women are cruel with secrets Focus on your food Good old Ren & Stimpy Professor's weekend: Nothing Ken Nordine: "Yellow" & "Beige" Back home in Surrey Central Singing 80s tunes Library jaundice psych-out! The Universe is starting to bring happiness What this podcast means to me Tom Green's Talkshow an incredibly epic propaganda filled CD 36 minutes of Rage Against Beige Made by Hope City church in the UK Listen to the whole anti-beige CD if you can... "Beige is everything in life that is bland, mediocre, average and boring. Go on - be non offensive and liked by everyone. blend into your surroundings." Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

FR107 - They're Magically Caucasian!

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 19:26:00 GMT

It's one of those magical Foreskin Radio moments An essential part of our balanced asian breakfast We see Puffy Amiyumi perform live in Vancouver Remebrance Day, November 11, outside the venue Our love for all things Asian Too Brown to be Yellow Wayback Machine: Episode 2 - Wrap It up! Kung Fu the legend is magically white Lucky Charms Sorry, No Rapping Cumming full circle jerk Doctor's new yeast infection Is cum vegan friendly? Goosing the fan girls Baby stroller mom rubbing The Riff Randals opening band Ethnics have come along way Token Black Jedi Nina Hagan is a hindu Peter Sellers plays an Indian Stereotypical characteristics Crazy punk dancer guy The whole world is fake Puffy Amiyumi take the stage! The girls talk English Teen Titans & cartoon watching The girls introduce the band Puffy's encore The most offensive Korean Slur Why are Japanese so anti-social? Japanese are the white man of Asia WW2 Scat Alliance theory Jacky Chan Brown man in a Kilt Pointed Sticks "My Japanese Fan" (mp3) from "FAB / My Japanese Fan" (Sudden Death Records) Concert overview Professor busted for recording Butch Walker (as heard on Distorted View) If those Asian girls only knew... White guys swarming the stage Ohio Super Fan Bathing in Yellow Brand new shiny iMac Squirreling porn nuts Zobtar: black albino death metal Our Dawson's Creek moment Katie Holmes is all used up follow the Yellow Cunt Road Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

FR106 - V for Vagina Free!

Wed, 07 Nov 2007 03:42:00 GMT

It's a VAGINA free episode... or at least it started out that way Happy Guy Fawkes Day Everyone! Dudes Night Out from Fleetwood Mack's Palace with guest: the Farm Boy, Jay Mermaids: Which half girl, which half fish? Pedophiles and Sex Tourists Costume: Nudity and Wonderwoman Eyebrows: shaved, waxed, or burnt off Remember, remember the Fifth of November, The Gunpowder Treason and Plot, I know of no reason Why Gunpowder Treason Should ever be forgot. Henry the 8th vs The Pope Jew Peanut Butter 23:20... in walks vagina Foreskin Poker: No Hold'm Penis Betting with Halloween candy Does anyone know how to play Poker? Never let vagina be the dealer 5 Card Stud: Vaginas are wild The Big Burn Enlarged Bellybutton Fetish Current Events: Queen opens Parliament The Pope's message to pharmacists Pakistan's martial law emergency Network: "I'm mad as hell...!!!" Pope Killer A penny loaf to feed the Pope A farthing o' cheese to choke him. A pint of beer to rinse it down. A faggot of sticks to burn him. Burn him in a tub of tar. Burn him like a blazing star. Burn his body from his head. Then we'll say ol' Pope is dead. Hip hip hoorah! Hip hip hoorah hoorah! Excommunication of Prof Bestestes (watch this controversial cartoon) Schedule Conflicts Prox interview Missed Paul the Master Debator's party The Library Hairy dudes can get hot chicks too Upcoming extra feed content Colbert for President Mao? Chairman Mao? Communist China & Tibet Not just conspiracy theory anymore Stock Market Crash still looms America is collapsing The Beer Crisis: a hops shortage The World is a big fat downer Fluff Starr album drops Saul Williams Niggy Tardust music: Linda Rae" "The Vagina Song" (mp3) Terrible Tim: "I Want A Vagina" Zlad: "I Am The Anti-Pope" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

FR105 - Follow Your Penis Nose!

Wed, 31 Oct 2007 18:42:00 GMT

This is Halloween... Autumn night in the cemetery What Halloween means to us Firewalking for real, son Celebrating the spiritual realm Feeling gravity's pull Festivals of deviates Western bastardization What is Voodoo? The wisdom of tradition Attracting positive souls Halloween slut parties Orgy of Witches "Captain" Bestestes Lickalottapus is "Prince" Follow the pussy Howlering etiquette Space/Time Bubble Forthright gays Assholes get into the zone Shy guy confidence English tutoring Penis nose sneezing Nothing less than your standard Zither music stupid fun Women always become motherly Burst of Emo madness Party was uneventful Choose your party music wisely My Old Flame Click To Play play_blip_movie_462694(); Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR104 - Panties On Toast!

Thu, 25 Oct 2007 18:35:00 GMT

Different show format this week The Professor controls the first 28 minutes The Doctor hosts the last 44 minutes We hope you enjoy the show... Intro: remix of the Andrews Sisters Professor Bestestes cleans the slate In the News... Gang shooting in Surrey Marc Emery "Prince of Pot" extradition documentary The Marijuana Black Market & The War On Drugs Panties For Peace Viagra may cause sudden hearing loss Japanese "Best Ass" Content Wrap Up with "Rocked by Rape" Evolution Control Creations Doctor Lickalotapus Interviews rock band Prox Downtime With The Doctor Kicking it with the Marquess Holy Festival: Navaratri (9 Nights) Begging the Marquess to sing Life is what you make it Sharing Food & Breaking Break Sex on Toast Don't need English in Metro Vancouver Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS

FR103 - Little China Girl!

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 08:53:00 GMT

Special guest: Master Debator Prof Bestestes is drunk knocking on the Doctor's Door Stripper Night in Review Jerking off in a hospital Bella Kiss there again Women in the strip club Waitresses were hot the ulimate: Gizelle Hennessey I dream of Jennie Flowers, flowers, flowers Martini Blonde and Beer Brunette The Arcade at Metrotown Hitting on girls in Chinese Balls song: Wild Wild Women News Clip: Tibetan Beauty Contest Richond Night Market story Master Debator gets the brush off So you got her digits... Call Her The Ivanhoe story Four Years in China A small town of 8 million Smorgasbord of Babes The pricelist Master Debators hot girlfriend From China to Saskatchewan How to get a Chinese girl... Jealous and competitive A professor of English Mobile phone culture Racism against South Asians Penis Size: Chinese is tiny "Why Can't Chinese Women Drive?" by Jon and Al Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

FR102 - Underworld Etiquette!

Sat, 13 Oct 2007 22:19:00 GMT

Montego Beach Hotel Calypsonians Bastardizing The Hip Restaurant Cunt Stripper Night In Review Don't Disrespect God Who's afraid of the Asians? Nobody. Eddie Murphy: "Kill The White People" How Gansters Operate Ghetto life and crime culture Canadian Thanksgiving Professor learns an important lesson Its The Hard Knock Life Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

FR101 - Live and Learn!

Sat, 06 Oct 2007 23:52:00 GMT

It's Foreskin Radio 101 getting back to basics We're a little bit older and a little bit wiser There are still many lessons yet to learn There's still a whole lotta life yet to be living So let's get to it... freestyle rap: Foreskin Radio 101 Theme: trying not to be pathetic Stripper Night in Review Code "Call Centre" Sssh...can't talk about it Kylie summers popping beads Haley, the VIP girl Bella Kiss royally flushed Prof Bestestes doubles down 10 Commandments: rules to podcast by Ideas for upcoming episodes Dr. Sims teaches Betty about the birds and bees You might actually learn a few things Would you like a piece of Betty's cake? Downtime With The Doctor Dr. Lickalottapus is in control of the mic He takes us along on his daily adventures Special guest: Marquess Movie review: Eastern Promises Midnight Society Chilling, listening to Nirvana, and eating The allure of an asian women On the walk to the hairstylist Not educating kids until age 9 Meditate and in touch with reality Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

FR100 - C-Note!

Wed, 26 Sep 2007 02:45:00 GMT

The Big Exciting Episode 100 Foreskin Radio hits the Century Mark Sunday in Gastown Vanvouver Dr. Lickalottapus cures his yellow fever ...with racism! The Jenna Six: modern civil rights case Stripper Night in Review: No. 5 Orange Sitting in the smoking room Talking with stripper Mya The war on strip clubs Movie making and horror flicks Catagory 3: extreme Japanese movies Perversion in Japan Steamworks Brew Pub Podcaster Meetup Mark Blevis, John & Rebecca Bollwitt, John, and

Episode 99 - We're Pathetic!

Wed, 19 Sep 2007 02:57:00 GMT

After a lackluster weekend Dr. Lickalottapus and Prof. Bestestes Have a cup of coffee and reflect Hanging out at Starbucks New recorder: Zoom H2 Coincidental sushi lunch the Doctor's stalker Microcelebrity & new media fame Ashley Ferndale WTF? Women are like their dogs Aladdin, Jasmine, & Disney Romance Kay Martin: 7 Bells Instead of 7 Veils Plenty of Fish: Internet Dating Brock: fake white dude profile Tyrone: fake black dude profile Professor's trouble with dating clip: Picking Up Girls Made Easy: the women's clothing store pick up Writing letters you never intend to send Journal entry: don't wanna marry a bitch "Little Children" when jealous turns to blame Finanical Conspiracy...read post mashup: "99 Luft Problems" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 98 - Cocks Of Asians!

Sun, 09 Sep 2007 15:15:00 GMT

Professor Bestestes' Birthday! Listing off our sushi order Brazillian sexual harassment Dr Lickalottapus gets sexy The fine art of ball trimming Wash, clean, and trim your pussy Ordering the sushi Not Caucasians, Cock of Asians! Booty call cut off, Erotica Marriage proposal Safety word is always fruit Picky taste in girls Stephen Lynch "What If That Guy From Smashing Pumpkins Lost His Car Keys?" (mp3) from "Superhero" (What Are Records) While picking up our sushi from Akasaka, The Doctor invites an Asian guy to the party Tai Mai Shu: "Asian Freestyle" Professor and Doctor at the movies Moview Review: Superbad Coffee at the Starbucks We talk about: teenage sexual awkwardness, fat bitch at a party, psyching yourself out, self-sabotage, redlight/greenlight/caution, fuck ugly bitches, pussy stink, women want to be #1, high school dating, Bestestes is truly an asshole, no answer call, etc, etc. Click To Play play_blip_movie_375897(); Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 97 - All You Crackas Owe Me A Shotgun!

Sun, 02 Sep 2007 14:13:00 GMT

Classic Woody Woodpecker racism Intro from Fleetwood Mack's place Midnight Society... Ethnicity history lessons Fantasy Fire & Sex Shops DYI recyclable bong First day of work at Love Nest Menace to Society Theatre class gay bar Hot4doctor: stalker or admirer? What are you gonna do with a Shotgun? Dirty Duck: "Don't Bogart That Joint" That was easy Porn video rental Deep down we respect women... except for girls like Miss Teen South Carolina High Maintenance Chart: Emotional Mental Physical Material Feminine Vanity Professor's teenage tease story Luck not to get a bitch pregnant Doctor cock blocked by cousin Fat Bitches and the Evil Eye Soap Opera chit-chat Filipino ethnic background Macking on Asians in thrift store Let's talk about prostitutes Pervert tourettes & teacher Geeenlight for Redlight district Kenneth Foster gets clemency Steve Truscott is freed Brian Nash: "She Might Be Gay" Outtakes Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 96 - Cock Mittens!

Mon, 27 Aug 2007 01:58:00 GMT

Oh the wonders of Silicone Mitsu gets engaged Dr Lickalottapus gets a job at a Porn Shop Do Scottish men wear cock mittens under their kilts? Transpotting speech Stripper Night in Review Giselle Hennessy... omg so hot! A quick freestyle for Giselle Never met a dyke I didn't like Stripper dressed like a drag queen Kyla Ryder is a pro Guy in wheelchair rockin' like Michael J Fox Strip clubs in Japan Otaku and Maid bars Cat Fights! Japanese girls bitch fighting Hooker pumps the Doctor's Musical Rant The Cunt Affliction Doctor to work at a Porn Shop Mom buys a dildo for her daughter Cock Mittens for Dildos and Vibrators We're just your average dick Velvet jerk off A.S.M. Always Be Macking Women are retards! Treat them as if they're retarded Treat them as if they're babies Women are like Quebec North American Union Undercover cops inciting protests Buy your own boobs Doctor reads his latest Journal entry Music by Chenard Walcker Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 95 - Foreskins Never Say Die!

Sun, 19 Aug 2007 14:16:00 GMT

At Akasaka Radio Host, Civil Rights Activist Petey Greene Go see his biopic "Talk to Me" starring Don Cheadle Watch Petey Greene's "How To Eat Watermelon" At the Richmond Night Market Doctor tries to buy Asian gum We holler at bitches from under a tent A song parody: "Semen Runs Dry" Fleetwood Mack laser points booty Song by Tai Mai Shu "Got Rice?" At the White Rock Outdoor Movie Festival Professor explains the origins of Celtic white people More regurgitation of high school history class We watch "the Goonies" At Dr. Lickalottapus' house Save Kenneth Foster from unjust execution Got to FreeKenneth.com for info Kenneth Foster describes the events leading to his conviction Be better informed, watch/listen to Democracy Now Mattel recalls toys made in China India celebrates 60 years of Independence American hegemony & Bush fascism Genocide, oppression, & lack of awareness Clip of a speech by Naomi Klein: From Think Tanks to Battle Tanks, "The Quest to Impose a Single World Market Has Casualties Now in the Millions" Click To Play Click To Play Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 94 - The Pheromone Exchange!

Thu, 09 Aug 2007 17:48:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Jim Cramer Mad Money Meltdown America's Financial Armageddon Applying at the Candy Shop Jelly Bellys, check ups & Anne Rice Incest, Color Of Night & Karate Dick Boys Sexy time with 2 girls Erotica as a booty call How to find the right kind of women Flirting with cute asians Silence of the Lambs, the musical: If I Could Smell Her Cunt - Dr. Lecter clip: A brief history of Homosexuality Gay Pride Parade Vancouver 2007 Uncle is getting married Meeting up with Emily, a Pre-op Transsexual Riding on the Tranny float clip: Eugene & Christian telemarketer fight the Gay agenda Blowing bubbles at the Breeders Flirting with more cute asians Pussy techniques Hooking up with Chubby Tits Dr. Lickalottapus has a Prince impersonator Parade of pure Sexuality more Silence of the Lambs, the musical: "Are You About A Size 14?" & "I'd Fuck Me" - Buffalo Bill Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 93 - Robot Geek Jerkoff!

Sat, 04 Aug 2007 12:09:00 GMT

powered by ODEO We saw the Simpsons Movie We out a pedophile We recall our first pornography We undress barbie dolls We discuss masturbation We discuss the power of geekdom We ask: what is modern geek? We ascertain our own geekness We wonder if sports is geeky now MC Chris: "Geek" We review the Transformers movie We get nostalgic about our toys We go back to our 80s childhood Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 92 - Masters of the Meridian!

Sat, 28 Jul 2007 12:51:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Fleetwood Mack is Back!! We celebrate his return at Akasaka Little Black Sambo, racist children's record from the '50s Tonight, Tonight... Foreskin Style Our new favorite waitress Lil Jon says read a book Ordering the sushi Doctor meets the new waitress Fleetwood moves in with Nadia Alaskan Cruise Philipino reunion "We call them pirates out here" Song: "Sea Cruise" Squeaky Freestyle A town with more women than men Professor's angry political rant George Bush veto against children Impeach your treasonous president! Rise of the new Kings Returning humanity to feudal times Athiests are being stupid Abusing religion & manipulating consciousness We are all one organism Vanity of Humans is God Celebacy and our meridians He-Man nostalgia How gay was Prince Adam and Skeletor? Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 91 - My Emo Xanadu!

Tue, 24 Jul 2007 16:43:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Dr. Lickalottapus' House Warming Party Theme to 21 Jump Street Smark, Suzer Boozer, and Mitsou Freestyle Rap & Midnight Society Faces for Radio... Ryan Seacrest and Casey Kasem Deaf Nostrals Stu Snores too loud Huffing Nitrous & Denny's Susan becomes "Zan" This moment is Legend Howard Stern's face full of pussy Minty Handy: "A Woman On Paper" Xanadu & Codpieces Learning all about Emo So what makes you Emo? Let's bring 1995 back James Dean was Emo Men can't sing menstruation songs Professor is a bath tube sailor What's wrong with poetry? Zan sings Me & Bobby Maggee Adam and Andrew: "I Must Be Emo" Doctor finds his Emo letter poem Is it Goth or Emo? Talking Heads: "Once In A Life Time" Verdict: Goth is spiritual, Emo is atheist Ms Suckalottacock & Ebony arrive Bob Larsen (radio host) versus Mandy (teenager) circa 1990, regarding Goth music & The Cure Belated Tribute to Dr Lickalottapus' B-day Nintles: "Close Birth" Party Wrap up Disappointments and Thanking guests Rebutal by Maharaja Mack Daddy regarding Regan, the anarchist Lesbian Olivia Newton-John: "Xanadu" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-1dc32e6d695d8a01fb519ccad1437a83}

Episode 90 - Godspeed Clitoris!

Tue, 17 Jul 2007 15:35:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Weekend Backyard Party In Vancouver, off Commercial Drive with Prof Bestestes, Dr Lickalottapus, & sMark Highlights: Dr. L watches his tongue We're surrounded by lesbians Reuniting with old friends Some bitch calls to play games It's Markelicious ! Friendships and family online Dr. L performs "Smoking the Weed" Interview with Reagan Canadian Immigration and Racism Are we really tolerant and multicultural? Drunk at the end of the night Talking about being a lesbian Foreskin, that sounds gay Extro from McDonald's backing lot Sunrise and deep conversations sMark is super tired Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 89 - 2 Years, 2 Men, 4 Skin!

Fri, 13 Jul 2007 08:01:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Professor Bestestes Returns from his trip across Canada Dr. Lickalottapus has his own pad The Summer of Foreskin can finally begin! Join us as we: Shake off the cobwebs Drink away the jetlag Warm up the old vocal chords Pop a cork in celebration Raise our glasses high Download "First Time on a Plane" (mp3) from "I Am Here!"by Little Beat The #1 ChinchillaLittle Beat Music, LLC Its the 2 year anniversary show please enjoy responsibly Links: Check out info on Podcasters Across Borders Download audio from the conference at Canadian Podcast BuffetCanadian Podcast Buffet Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 88 - Quarter Life Crisis!

Sat, 23 Jun 2007 22:23:00 GMT

powered by ODEO In the classic style of Surrey Perspective Recorded on June 19 In Fort Langley on a sunny day Doctor Might need to move to Toronto Professor is in Ontario (as of date posted) Crash courses in Geography and Marketing Parental support and guidance Advice on parenting and encouragement Respecting your children's interests Women in Music: trends and values Strong Canadian Female artists Misconceptions of Barenaked Ladies Jane Sibbery and the changing music industry Everybody Loves Degrassi High Breaking thru barriers: ignorance and discrimination Beer and Pie The summer of Foreskin is cumming Cut up and Sampling artist: Forty One Fort Langley Graveyard Dream of a haunted cemetery Dropping the veil of our characters Inner reflections and personal growth Change: death, self-discovery, letting go Children of Men: Proactive versus passive Fear of serious connections Humour as a defensive mechanism and a bond Social anxieties Internal and external conflicts Symbolizing our ideals A rebirth of soul Canada: my home is paradise Wonderfalls: Jen Why? Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 87 - Pissing On Graves!

Mon, 18 Jun 2007 06:42:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Segment 1 Prof Bestestes and Dr. Lickalottapus wrap up the weekend A crazy and often incoherent episode Saturday night at the Cambie Hanging out with Peaches 'n' Creme Meeting up with Mitsou and Yuki Foreign currency exhange Herbs, Sushi, Underwear, and Hostels Segment 2 Ouside Akasaka, our favorite sushi restaurant The Fleetwood Mac, Mitsou, Nadia Avacado, and Jeremy High School: piss in the trash can Limp dick lovin' We don't use that kind of language...Bullshit! Bull Dyke ruined our Basketball circle jerk Close talking Robot Chickens Freestyle Segment 2 The Doc trips out on Salvia! Michael Jackson's last days of black Anthem of the Weed Nation Random Nonesense Prayers for the Stoned Segment 3 Friday afterthoughts in the Cemetery The end is the beginning is the end Talking out of our Penises Podcasters Across Borders in Kingston, Ontario The Doc's Message to the Convention Introducing the Twilight Zone Segment 4 Cemetery... recorder a week earlier Creepy skies and Zombie armies Goths reading Poetry and Truth or Dare Possession Spit on the Piss Sensing the Spiritual Realm Primitive Humans and Abstract Imagination Quantam Theory The Confrontation of Souls Airplanes Circling Overhead Advice: Wear Black Click To Play play_blip_movie_275575(); Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 86 - Fuck Rona Poo!

Sun, 10 Jun 2007 08:16:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Downtown Vancouver Tinseltown T&T SuperMarket Special Guest: Mitsu (from Japan) Getzlaf of the Anaheim Ducks Tera Patrick talks dirty Media Club to see Fluffy Starr Imitating Hip-Hop in Japan Personification of Racism Local Industrial Music Fuck you Skinny Puppy Transformers is not embarassing Asian Women are Good Girls Fuck Marco Polo Punks on the Skytrain Fuck: the documentary Osho: Strange Consequences Burning Wives Fuck Rona Revy Ice T says fuck It Midnight Society Teasing about Fluffy Professor confronts Angry Guy The Poor versus The Rich 20 Dollar Dog Busker Richard plays The Police Respect and Charity Hunter S. Thompson on offending Peach 'n' Creme at Surrey Skytrain 8 week old pussy Silkism, Punjab, and Indians Modern Versus Traditional Right and Wrong Indian guys No Gansta, No bling bling S&M? No! Song: "Marcy's Pussy" Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 85 - Splashing On Facebook!

Sun, 03 Jun 2007 00:39:00 GMT

powered by ODEO From Nadia Avocado's Bathroom Slasher movie: "Turista" Kill off the Swedes Swedish and other European chicks Rhett and Link: "Facebook Song" Midnigh Society: Hawaiian Hotbox (Run the hot water to steam up the bathroom Smoke your joint or bong as usually Enjoy the heightened hotbox effects) Doctor Lickalottapus' romantic history Snaps, Not Claps... its the Beatnik way Past Friends and Lovers on Facebook Reactions and Response Poetry Bitch Near Death Friendship Letting Go and Getting On Honest Criticism WHAT DO YOU WANT? That old Crush feeling Where's my Yellow Horizon? Which drug should be try next? Prof Bestestes goes to Ontario Important Facebook Warning Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 84 - Too White! or... The True Mean Of Bukkake!

Thu, 24 May 2007 12:34:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Hanging out with Japanese friends Thinngs that are very white Racial differences Mya Rudolph Alan and Robin Thicke More very white things Asian girls have princess syndrome Metrotown and the Crystal Mall Beer at TGI Fridays The Filipinos The True Meaning of Bukkake Trailer Park Boys are very white Midori Tashiro: "Pineapple Princess" Sunday night in Cloverdale Drunk and stoned 3 Boys on a porch swing Shit gets crazy Jennifer Tilly The pink pillows Racial shenanigans We're being loud! Suck on my lips Horseshoe up ass We're being very loud!!! Scooby Doo can't drive Donald Duck can't freestyle Its the salvia The evil eye sex term Singing line by line Alan Thicke: "Thick of the Night' Movie Reveiw: Rad (1996) watch the Rad on Google Video The definitive BMX movie Children of the 80s Filmed in Calgary Alberta Where were you in 1986? Fucked up the microphone Quintessential 80s soundtrack John Farnham: "Thunder In Your Heart" Lori Loughlin, Wakeup San Francisco List of 80s movies John Farnham: "Break The Ice" Click To Play play_blip_movie_240053(); Foreskin Radio acoustic freestyle hip-hop comedy music video... warning: strong coarse language, moderate sexual situations, highly suggestive dialogue, brief nudity, drug use and/or drug references, etc. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 83 - Mouth On My Nerds!

Fri, 18 May 2007 16:33:00 GMT

submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society I call this story... "Tale of the Enchanted Forest" Sushi Night at Akasaka Random dinner banter Timothy Leary on Spiritual Drugs so begins...Midnight Society At the Trillium Point lookout Dennis Hopper in Blue Velvet Bang! Bang! interlude MigroLax Side Effects A hit of Salvia Fleetwood's journey thru Mushroom Kingdom Dead Battery Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas Vanilla Sky moment Professor, What's going on? Nadia Cum-a-lot name change When in doubt, Mix it! Psychedelic motherfuckers The 420 symbol Next round of drugs Fucking dead batteries Mouthing of the Nerds Face mask bong Are You Afraid Of The Dark? Tale of Locker 22 (super short version) Acoustic Freestyle Hallucination Blues Musical Rant: Subcultural Scientists Reading Rainbow Filipino text message Learn Filipino insults a special thank you to: Super Mario Bros. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 82 - Psychotic Milfs!

Sun, 13 May 2007 13:08:00 GMT

Friday Night We watched the entire first season of Transformers generation one On leather furniture with a fish tank in the background Happy Mother's Day Topics: Domestic fetishist Smoking weed with the Editor Headcase Mom character Transliteration illogical There's no money, Bitch Pilot doesn't mean shit, actors Get therapy The victim role I'll become a psychiatrist Actors are fucked in the head Will Smith's Wild Wild West *correction* its Nigger John not "Tom" The needy who need a Shrink Can't do it all yourself You are Optimus Prime: Doctor Lickalottaprime How to be a good director Afraid to be an asshole batteries die Fuck Spiderman 3 Fuck all these movie sequels We're broke right now Sexy girl from the past The accountant chick Peanuts Metaphors Cheryl Blossom Audio of Drunk Danish Guy vs. Canadian Canadian's from Abbotsford, the Professor's hometown Bonus Links: Remixed Waiting for Milking Time (take one & two in stereo) Remixed Midnight Society: Fleetwood's B-Day (an excerpt) in squirrel vision Extra Feeded: extended audio from Episode 81 Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 81 - Cum In A Bucket!

Sun, 06 May 2007 15:44:00 GMT

Golden Spring Korean Restaurant Eating Bim Bop and Teriyaki We smoke some Yellow Horizon Recalling past drug stories Next we add some Salvia Divinorum Keeping dumped by girlfriends Nostalgia for the 90s, music, and our youth We examine our inner psyches and shit Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 80 - Absinthe Minded!

Sun, 29 Apr 2007 12:24:00 GMT

It's the Fleetwood Mack's Birthday Party Smash! (recorder Thursday April 26) Fleetwood's first official Midnight Society of 2007 At Trillium Point in Tynehead Park Special silent audience member NHL Playoffs: Vancouver Canucks Shoutout: Nate and Di Scarborough Dude reaches 100 The Hamster What Professor learned when he was young Braceface is not a racial slur The Twist as a strip dance Birthday Party at iTodd's house Absinthe Ritual History of the Green Fairy drink Absinthe in pop culture Doctor's TV pilot work Playing Xbox What you never get from Foreskin Radio Tipsy freestyling Absinthe update Ginuwine "Ride My Pony" The legend of Timberland Love her but Aaliyah can't act Wind up at Doctor's pad Porno without sound Doctor Quits Weedman! Bruce Stringsteen takes us out Click To Play play_blip_movie_218209(); It's the Fleetwood Mack's birthday and we break out the old Absinthe and play X-Box. This is part and parcel with Episode 80 of our audio podcast, so we invite you to check that out too at foreskinradio.com. Here at Foreskin Radio, it's all about offering up a full multimedia experience so you feel like you were actually there. So be here now and witness for yourselves the mythical green fairy. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 79 - Happy Four Twenty (4:20)!

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 16:22:00 GMT

Its our big 4:20 spectacular! April 20, 2007 Vancouver Art Gallery Marijuana and Cannabis Demonstration topics in no particular order: Marijuana, cannabis, hemp, oh my! Racism, Don Imus, and Opera Sexism, misogyny, and Snoop Dogg Richard Gere, Shilpa Shetty, and India Virginia Tech and other school massacres Foster moms offend me Athiesm and other closed minded religions Losing Game 2 ruined my orgasm I went to the mall the other day The Evil Dope "House Wigger" Junk Science Spiritual warriors Fat girl loves KFC and furries Rent-a-wife video Nandos chicken: baked or fried I'm gonna fuck your mother Growing Pains Blame it on play writing Quote of the day: "Do as you do" Click To Play play_blip_movie_210944(); April 20, 2007 4:20pm Vancouver Art Gallery Marijuana and Cannabis Demonstration 4:20 or 4/20 (pronounced four-twenty) is a term used in North America as a discreet way to refer to cannabis and, by extension, a way to identify oneself with cannabis culture. Phrases such as "420 friendly" sometimes appear in roommate advertisements, indicating that the current occupants are tolerant of cannabis users. Many cannabis users observe 4:20 as a time to smoke communally. By extension April 20 ("4/20" in U.S. dating shorthand) has evolved into a counterculture holiday, where people gather to celebrate and consume cannabis. Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 78 - The Milking!

Sun, 08 Apr 2007 12:48:00 GMT

Happy Easter! Crying when you masturbate Panty sniffing Eating meat on Good Friday So Jesus died and stuff Don't put down Christ Porn and Pentecostal Reenacting the crucifixion Mystery Date Kissing a Pre-op Tranny Watching Sesame Street 1969 Waiting for milking time New Zealand Dairy Ministries Covering "1979" Smashing Pumpkins Movie Review: Grindhouse with special guest Bobert Planet Terror & Deathproof Bang Bang Remixed The wonders of Menstruation don't miss our Advice Show #2... Click To Play play_blip_movie_197518(); The second installment of our advice series. We answer audience submitted questions under the cover of night in a suburban backyard. Happy endings, voyuerism, anorexia fetish and step children sex. You can be part of the excitement too; email us your questions: foreskin@transpondency.com! Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 77 - Spicy Taco!

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 17:03:00 GMT

"Don't Fuck Around With Love" The Blenders Back in downtown Vancouver The Yale and watered down Boomer Blues World War 3 and energy resources "Up Came Oil" Exxon propaganda Freestyle Rap on the mean streets Talking about Satanists Secret Conspiracy Notebook: Procter & Gamble vs. Amway "Recruit, Train and Motivate" the Amway song Walking Granville Street Driving thru Chinatown Chinese Techno Super Serious Segment Deaths in our family The grieving process Dealing with the sorrow "Leave It To Time" by Sachiko Kanenobu Recapping the night Drunken hooligans Frustrations and Vancouver girls How do you meet anyone? Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 76 - Alotta Nice Titties!

Sun, 18 Mar 2007 22:29:00 GMT

Friday Night Adventure in Downtown Vancouver Special guest: Bobert Interview: Fluffy Starr Live at the Buffalo Club Wandering around the Pan Pacific Hotel The 23rd floor...number 23!!! Surrey up the joint, grade class banned Hotel lounge: dreams of being chased by Stormtroopers The Search for pussy continues Why Muslim girls are hot 9 dollar beer & stolen cherries Canada Place freestyle rap Spontaneous interview: owner of newest BC ferry Converted Italian party vessel West Coast ferry cruise experience Download "House Wigger" (mp3) from "Feeding Einstein"by Junk ScienceEmbedded More On This Album SNiR: stripper night at Paramount in New Westminster Bobert's first stripclub visit Sugarfree, minty fresh...codename: Paris Lapdances a plenty (but not for us, we're too poor) Mooks: obnoxious, arrogant, drunk, jackass, white dudes Dichotomy of women and abuse "It ain't all gin and tonic"...wah? Nothing but good things to say about Fluffy Starr Audio message from Shara Reyes Click To Play play_blip_movie_178349(); Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 75 - Ram It In Me!

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 15:37:00 GMT

Stripper Night in Review! Clap for beautiful women Only guy with a group of girls Pyscho killer, the brother syndrome Lita Von Please Pussy notebook Tammy Hilfiger Best of the night: Jessica Rabbit No vomit in the champagne room Forgetting about dude's night out The Doctor's Musical Rant: The Trouble with Prick Nerds Teenage Geek's voice talent demo tape Real messages on the Foreskin Phone Call our new number: 206-337-0609 Saturday Night Party in Burnaby with a group of Doctor's friends Fred Penner; the cat came back! they listen to the hooker call (ep 73) Gay characters vs. Gay actors/ress Do lebsians kiss better than Dr. Lickalottapus? How to kiss a woman effectively Watch our romantic Advice Show Mistaking strangers for friends How Indians say Oregano White people's culture: Polka festival? German's scare coloured people Female cartoon characters we masturbated to as tweens How they connection to our fetishes and preferences Daphne, Velma, Babs Bunny, Jem, the Mistfits, Scarlett, Lady Jaye, Jasmine, Ariel, April O'Neil, Irma, Will of W.I.T.C.H., Snow White, Irma, Velma, Sailor Mercury, Sailor Jupiter, Poison Ivy, Batgirl, etc etc... Miss any? email us your favorites Doctor's parody of "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks Oh! Wait! Judy and Jane Jetson! Betty and Wilma! Digg us! at Digg.com Podcasts section Click To Play play_blip_movie_170829(); We take 3 audience questions... under the cover of night... in front of a closed asian grocery store... with looming threat of security guards and rain... We answer those 3 questions in true Foreskin Radio form. You don't want to miss this first installment of our new advice series. You can be part of the excitement too; email us your questions: foreskin@transpondency.com! Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 74 - Directly Into The Toilet!

Wed, 07 Mar 2007 13:54:00 GMT

UFC 68 at Central City Pub, Surrey Later... we bitching about the pub Doctor goes to the washroom Musical Rant: Older Women Manipulate Fleetwood is a pyromaniac Professor is nearly hit by a train Controversy about Episode 73 Professor's jury summons MC Frontalot: "Crime Spree" Doctor and Professor outside the mall Professor describes jury selection Profiling the jury people It ain't racist... its facist Where have all the honeybees gone? The lost tomb of Jesus Christ New K7.net number: 206-337-0609 New segment ideas... Doctor's Romantic Advice Professor's Knee-jerk Rant Call us with advice questions and rant topics Download "Callin' Out" (mp3) from "Callin' Out 12""by Lyrics BornQuannum Projects Buy at iTunes Music Store Links: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night My Podcast Alley feed! {pca-1dc32e6d695d8a01fb519ccad1437a83}

Episode 73 - Just Say Ketchup!

Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:47:00 GMT

We start with a freestyle rap Then we call a hooker She's a local prostitute Korean Movie: "Bad Guy" Moral dilemmas and power dynamics Legalize brothels? Van Damme apology Femminism, misogyny and sexism Being a woman's shrink Prison Break poster update Live show in march? we need your input! 1930s Blues legend: Lucille Bogan Vancouver Podcast Meetup Check out Canadian Podcast Buffet for upcoming interview clip Links: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 72 - Mass Pandemonium!

Mon, 19 Feb 2007 16:08:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Outside the Temple in New Westminster Maha Shivaratri, the great night of Shiva Interviews outside the Buffalo Club in downtown Vancouver Incura, myspace.com/incura Mass Undergoe, myspace.com/massundergoe Watch the videos! on Blip.tv or YouTube Movie Review: Pan's Labyrinth Analysizing aspects of the film Spoiler Alert, sort of Actors washed up, sort of What ever happened to Charles Bronson? Movies we don't care about (MI:3, XMen3, and other threequels) Horror movies... yes and no Prison Break poster with Googley Eyes Sexism double standard Click To Play Click To Play Links: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 71 - Five Foot Harmonium!

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 05:02:00 GMT

Intro from outside iTodd's house Singles Night at Richards on Richards Interview with the girls of 5 Feet Check out myspace.com/boss_d for more Sunday at Dr Lickalottapus' house Pathetically Sad Emo Poem of Desperation Media coverage of Anna Nicole Smith's death Prince and the wane of Mass Media The Harmonium Folk Music is the people's revolution Time is an illusion Religion is the key map The Atheist Delusion Links: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 70 - Bitch Stole My Pizza!

Mon, 05 Feb 2007 17:00:00 GMT

powered by ODEO The triumphant return of Dr. Lickalottapus! First Half: YouTube continuation: Maharaja Mack Daddy's comments Introducing our Special Correspondent Fuck Viacom: read the blog post & watch the video Film Career & Weed Man Brandy in hot water Mooninites bring Boston to her knees 70's Hair is of serious importance Background drama Canada's military STD PSA with Crystal Castle Second Half: The Great Saturday Foreskin Radio Adventure Night Afghanistan Deployment Reunion Gathering at The Blarney Stone, Gastown, Vancouver Random Bar Room Rapping 3 Bears, outside smoking Irish Music, more rapping Black Bitch Stole My Motherfuckin' Pizza! Out Crazy the Crazy Meeting up with more Surrey people Stripper Night in Review: Paramount, New Westminster Historic theatre & High School Strip Show 10 years since last visit Taiwanese Gambler at 4am Beggars & Tough Solutions Music: Cracker "Teen Angst (live 1991)" Click To Play play_blip_movie_147465(); Links: Extra Feed (our Wordpress Blog) Podmovie Feed (our Blip.tv videos) Transpondency Channel (our YouTube videos) Suburban Transpondency (Professor's music podcast) Vote for us at Podcast Alley Record a voice comment online Call our voicemail number: 206-337-0609 Email us: foreskin@transpondency.com Subscribe to the show: one click iTunes or RSS thank you and good night

Episode 69 - Return of the SNiR!

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 17:07:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Stripper Night in Review is back Bitches Prof Bestestes babbles at 4 am Cops at White Rock beach Another graveyard story clip of legendary comedian Lenny Bruce Stripper Night in Review Criticism of our "Fuck the Chinese" youtube video Tell us who to fuck next: email us Hip-hop track: Download "You Ain't That Fine" (mp3) from "Straight Outta Humboldt"by PotluckSuburban Noize Records check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 68 - The Passion of Gay Judas!

Wed, 24 Jan 2007 15:35:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Black Press & Multicultural Podcasting Archos Saga comes full circle Xbox 360 Live experience Fuck Shoutbox Spammers Marijuana Anonymous Gaveryard Shift & Beggars Foreskin News: Doomsday Clock Russian Arm Penis Holy Foreskin! Holy Foreskin! Sealand: Buy your own sovereign nation JFK Speech: Secret Societies & Free Press check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 67 - Conscious Cuntballs!

Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:34:00 GMT

powered by ODEO An Old Fashioned Classic Conversation: Drinking beer and sitting on lawn chairs in Fleetwood Mac's cold basement crawl space More stormy weather: mini blizzard English origins of Surrey 10 Years ago was the 30th anniversary of Star Trek New Years Experiences Scenesters vs. Hipsters Fleetwood's workplace drama Advice about moving out on your own BB King is coming to vancouver Archos update: one year later Tech Talk: Apple's iPhone & CES BC Place stadium deflated Consciousness, Timothy Leary, LSD, & the Internet Timothy Leary's Last Trip 1997 Internet as the manifestation of human consciousness Call us with your thoughts: 206-337-0609 ...and Moose Knuckle... Download "Brush P.S.A." (mp3) from "Lost The Album"by Cool Calm PeteEmbedded check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 66 - Holiday Wrapdown!

Sun, 31 Dec 2006 23:56:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Big Holiday Wrapdown of 2006 Ultimate Fighting Champion On Foreskin Radio this week: "2006 Year In Review" by Jay Eff Kay Wrapdown of Christmas and Boxing Day UFC 66: Chuck Liddell vs Tito Ortiz Deadpool for 2006 Saddam the Butcher of Bagdad Midnight Society Podcasting: a look back James Brown Godfather of Soul December Deaths Time Magazine's Person of The Year BioPix about the recently deceased Celebrity Deadpool for 2007 Last words before the new year ...and much, much more... check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 65 - A Very Foreskin Xmas Special!

Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:26:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Its a very foreskin xmas special... actually, special isn't quite the word to describe it maybe RETARDED is a better way to put it We packed the show with outtakes, viral clips, colored commentary, xmas songs and music "Santa is a Rapist" Rosie O'Donald is an ugly fat bitch Donald Trump believes in second chances Sumo Sisters: "I Wanna Wrestle You" Fornucating on xmas 12 Drugs Of Christmas Phone call: Kitty Korrosive is sick False starts and failed attempts Outtake: from episode 64 warren25smash youtube Rant about Bush & Blair "All I want for Xmas is a new fucking president" Merry Xmas and God Bless Action Toolbelt: "Like Fucking Christmas" check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 64 - Good Thing We're Not Handicapped!

Tue, 12 Dec 2006 08:32:00 GMT

powered by ODEO We're back after surviving the worst November snow storm ever! The festive season Xmas means Batman New Catwoman? Jessica Alba, Elisha Cuthbert, Rachel McAdams Fun with Family at the mall Marketting counterattack How to deal with Telemarketters Debt IS Slavery Walmart Free Christmas Professor needs a haircut Faithless Hill 2% own half world's wealth Aqua Teen's Dickesode clips Midnight Society Guests: iTodd, Capitol Ho, Kitty Korrosive Violating a Wicker Goat What's Capitol Ho knitting now? CNet James Kim tragedy Combat Hopscotch Congrats ApocD and Keiko "This just in!" We form a Band Gang Bad detective the N-word Playground Boggle Expoiting the stoned No trans fat in the clam sandwich Easystar All-stars: Dubside of the Moon Spray on latex condoms KKKramer Rap check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 63 - Raw Sushi Meat!

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:19:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Location: Simon Fraser University Surrey Campus Freshly Squeezed OJ Happy Feet stomp James Bond Sexual Harassment Rules No Fast Food Franchise Month Storm Power Outage '06 State of Minor Emergency Peak Oil & the end of Modern Civilization Communication of the Youth Death Of '90s Techno Where is my Indie Music Scene? Commadore Ballroom & the Decemberists Unhip Suburban Hipster River Rock Casino big names Waiting & Wanting the Wii Smash My PS3 TV Commercials to Hate On Podcasting Dynamics How Do You Make Marijuana Tea? UFC Championship check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 62 - Puke Travel Speed!

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 01:56:00 GMT

What a crazy week! First our LibSyn account was frozen so we were unable to post this episode. Second, a nasty windstorm rock the south coast of British Columbia, knocking out power lines, downing trees, etc. We were without power for a couple days. Everything seems to be back to normal now. Unfortunately this episode is a week late. Unless you were keen enough to visit ForeskinRadio.com and find the emergencey posting on our extra feed (gabcast player). We are building a wordpress blog, foreskinradio.wordpress.com, to replace the old transpondency.blogspot.com, so you'll be able to subscribe for podmovie videos, extra feeded recordings, and other blog related items. If anyone has any tips or suggestion on how to improve the Foreskin Radio experience, email us at foreskin@transpondency.com. Location: Guildford Twon Centre mall Xmas shopping season starts LibSyn Troubles Britney Spears Vs K-Fed Time Travel Speed Go see Borat Professor's vomit stories Top Cock New location: under the skytrain near Seebo's in da Hood Jamin' with our man Henry Fleetwood's drama Betty Pussy vs Ninja Pussy Being a smartass to our girlfriends Is Betty's boyfriend cool? Wrong about Republicans Metropolis: silent movie Time Machine epilogue watch the video of our day in Surrey... check out the Transpondency Podcast Network NEW Extra Feed get it with itunes Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 61 - Shotgun Anus!

Tue, 07 Nov 2006 02:19:00 GMT

Too Stoned for Podcasting Reintroducing the iTodd Midnight Society Halloween Edition Tourettes Girl Borat! Does Boart confuse Madge Weinstein with Madonna? Donald Trumps huge pole Feedback: email: foreskin@transpondency.com forums: Forums.ForeskinRadio.com voicemail box: 206-337-0609 special phone code: Gabcast access numbers on our website check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Special Halloween Video

Fri, 27 Oct 2006 20:45:00 GMT

on the podcast feed: for you video iPod users Halloween videos clips ...it came from the internets... 1) girl's costume warehouse 2) life and death of a pumpkin 3) Lego Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4) bad stripper sorry about the poor quality, blame filecabi.net on the website: for everyone else The first four minutes of Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan. more video fun: A trio of Japanese women writhe around on chairs, getting tickled and the like. Contains no actual nudity, but probably NSFW. Korean Girl Has Seizure Onstage ...and the other girls just keep on singing! An instant classic.

Episode 60 - Celebrity Fetus Mafia!

Wed, 25 Oct 2006 04:53:00 GMT

Season 2 debut Sushi Night Hockey: Vancouver Canucks the New Pornograhers Mint Records 15 years Where's Neko? Nardwaur: the Human Serviette Fleetwood's Back In The Game! Nardwuar VS Snoop Dog (editted clip) Foreskin Radio News Dead Fetus celebrities: Madonna, Michael J Fox, Harrison Ford, Sean Connery, Nicole Ritchie, Paris Hilton, Bono, Oprah, Tom Cruise, etc Jonathan Swift "A Modest Proposal" Librivox recording Panama Canal Expansion Australians should stop singing in the shower Polygamy is Bad A Murder of Crows music: Kid Lithium (from vancouver) Feedback: email: foreskin@transpondency.com forums: Forums.ForeskinRadio.com voicemail box: 206-337-0609 special phone code: Gabcast access numbers on our website check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 59 - Best Of (part 2)

Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:08:00 GMT

The Best Of Two Men with Fore Skin (part 2) with Professor Bestestes, Kitty Korossive, and The Fleetwood Mac "Sheki Shebaz" Doctor Lickalottapus has resigned from the podcast We gather around the mic to remember the good times Its a classic flashback clip episode with running commentary Listen along with us as we examine the Foreskin archives Comments and Feedback are always welcome, folks: email: foreskin@transpondency.com Forums: Forums.ForeskinRadio.com voicemail box: 206-337-0609 special phone code: Gabcast access numbers on our website As one chapters ends, another is poised to begin The face of Foreskin is changing... Join us on our new adventures! check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 58 - Best Of (part 1)

Mon, 09 Oct 2006 05:15:00 GMT

The Best Of Two Men with Fore Skin (part 1) with Professor Bestestes, Kitty Korossive, and The Fleetwood Mac "Sheki Shebaz" Doctor Lickalottapus has resigned from the podcast We gather around the mic to remember the good times Its a classic flashback clip episode with running commentary Listen along with us as we examine the Foreskin archives Comments and Feedback are always welcome, folks: email: foreskin@transpondency.com Forums: Forums.ForeskinRadio.com voicemail box: 206-337-0609 special phone code: Gabcast access numbers on our website As one chapters ends, another is poised to begin The face of Foreskin is changing... Join us on our new adventures! check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 57 - Jack My Popple!

Tue, 26 Sep 2006 17:35:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Mexual Therapy from DJ Swank Cat we have a LIve Audience of 2 Marrage, Monogamy, & Cheating our Audience Leaves after only 5 mins People don't really change Enter The Blue Car Thailand Coup & Fiji too Movie: The Girl In The Cafe The African Crisis Bringing Jesus Back, Eastside style Hugo Chavez "Smell The Sulphur, Bitch!" Listen to this: Democracy Now podcast Bill Clinton fights The Fox Growing Up with X-Files Jesus & Kayne Party like its 1999 Levelling up the podcast Cartoons of the early 90s & Late 80s: Captain Planet, Toxic Avenger, Denver the Last Dinosaur, My Pet Monster, Popples, Secret Treasures? (or Secret Places?), Jem, etc. Playing with your sister's toys High School theme songs Crippled Mascots Barbara & Celine in your CD collection Boys 2 Men fog up the windows remember Arrested Development Mr. Wendal email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com drop by forums.foreskinradio.com check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 56 - Get Yo Cheddar!

Wed, 20 Sep 2006 04:08:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Life's A Rat Race: Get Yo Chedda Wonder Woman Pez Avoiding an ex-girlfriend Rocky start to podcast Celine Dion and Red Dwarf Barenaked Ladies and shared memories Feedback from Scarborough Dude Sugar high on Disney candy Super Racist Survivor Dr Lickalottpus: adventure at True Men's Power retreat in Bellingham, Washington Twenty Something Success Prof Bestestes: fucking Blue Echo rant Men's retreat continued Talking animal spirits Confessions of an antisocial asshole Money wisdom CityBity: Foreskin Radio page email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com drop by forums.foreskinradio.com check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 55 - Midnight Manifesto!

Mon, 11 Sep 2006 23:35:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Two Men with Fore Skin is back from semi-hiatus intro: Hong Kong Blues by Hoagy Carmichael Midnight Society... Real life versus podcast persona Abomunist Manifesto by Bob Kaufman Killing an Arab by The Cure Acid Meat Beat Manifesto Full On Chinese EmoBot Mr. Producer Street Zombie Ho Freestyling over DJ Shadow Sex Tantric Teacher "Fash On" my penis! 9/11 outrageousness I Hate Hong Kong by Sam Ramsamy Make Mine Freedom cartoon from 1948 email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com drop by forums.foreskinradio.com check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Surrey Perspective 06

Fri, 08 Sep 2006 00:19:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Doctor Lickalottapus is on hiatus Professor Bestestes and Kitty Korrosive hang out at the Fleetwood Mac's house We order Chinese food and talk about Bumbershoot in Seatle Washington Don't miss the video of Karaoke and PS2 fun and hilarity There's also clip of Doc L and Fleetwood at the last day of Anime Evolution email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com drop by forums.foreskinradio.com check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Podmovie: Karaoke Kaos

Thu, 07 Sep 2006 20:00:00 GMT

Karaoke and Playstation fun at the Fleetwood Mac's house Dancing, singing, laughing, jumping, funny faces, stupid antics!

Episode 54 - Anime Evolution

Sun, 27 Aug 2006 05:53:00 GMT

Anime Evolution is a 3-day Asian cultural and Japanese animation convention hosted at Simon Fraser University's Burnaby Mountain Campus in Burnaby, British Columbia, just outside of Vancouver. This is the audio recorded on Sunday August 20th by Foreskin Radio's Professor Bestestes, Doctor Lickalottapus, and The Fleetwood Mac "Sheki Shabaz" in conjunction with Transpondency Podcast Media. Don't miss out on the video

Podmovie: Anime Evolution

Fri, 25 Aug 2006 01:23:00 GMT

Foreskin Radio presents... Video clips from Anime Evolution Burnaby, BC, Canada August 20, 21, 22 music: M7 "Shining Star" email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 53 - Trouser Snakes!

Sun, 20 Aug 2006 07:41:00 GMT

post-movie review: Snakes On A Plane negative criticism: last week's video special audio presentation: Kitty Korrosive's drunken ramblings check out Moxie Pocket podcast audio and video from Anime Evolution is coming soon email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 52 - Don't Mess With The "S"!

Tue, 15 Aug 2006 07:35:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Tangents and Topics: Substitute teachers Know your Alt/Indie/Emo/Hip-Hop/Goth/Punk origins Vincent Van Go bottles Chappelle's Lost Episodes Indie movie production Creative credits Anime Evolution Media Pass Holler at Cosplay chicks Midnight Society freestyle rap: Don't Mess With The S Korean TV:

Episode 51 - Quantum Drama!

Tue, 08 Aug 2006 01:22:00 GMT

featuring audio clips from the movie High Fidelity starring John Cusack location: The Feetwood Mack's kitchen Doctor Lickalottapus under the weather In the bathroom during a party trying to leave a voicemail message freestyle rap: Jamaican Heartbreak Summer Undelivered: Gay Pride Parade in Vancouver Professor Bestestes goes to the Country Fair Relationship Crisis with Kitty Korrosive Doc L on the defensive: misogyny, sexism, persona, theatrics, realism Drama unfolds on the website foreskinradio.com Gas-X and ex-girlfriend Sexual attraction to Cartoon Babes remember Filmation's Ghostbusters? song: Quantum Number Rag email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 50 - Rehooded!

Mon, 31 Jul 2006 07:08:00 GMT

The Big 50 on location: White Rock Beach Opening song: Frank Soda "Skin Graft" Dinner On Patio Dave Chapelle Lost Episodes Update of the after Wreck Beach Party "Bourgshi" girls Asaammi Bin Draami Cockblocking Threatmantic Tease Porn in our general area Game or No Game Public Enemy: "He Got Game" Ignorant Brown Motherfucker Good Girl Foreskin Reconstruction Surgery Uberbelle.com evolution in porn mags Evolution of Convenience and Men and Art Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra Target Market: Emo Beautiful Babies, Send your pics for us to Splash on! Watch the Video email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 49 - Wreck Beach Adventure!

Mon, 24 Jul 2006 22:45:00 GMT

powered by ODEO location: Wreck Beach, Vancouver, British Columbia Nude Beach (clothing optional) Freestyle Rap, Guitar, Harmonica, Congo BBQ & Chit Chat Police Patrol the Beach Drunk Chick reports: Cops kicking out Beachbums Fung Fu Reiki 100 Fine Motivation Stretcher, Arrest, & Hovercraft Top of the Cliff Stairs Singing: Hari Krishna (with Britney Spears) House Party with Captain Morgan & Tash Prof Bestestes skypes out to Cellphone email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 48 - Drop That Kimono!

Tue, 18 Jul 2006 20:08:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Doctor Lickalottapus turns 26!!! special guest tonight is "eMSG" Holland aka the Netherlands Decriminalized Marijuana & Redlight Districts Japanese-Canadian Relationships, Respect, & Changes Myspace, Email & Letters World Cup & Football Personal Interests? Voice message from the Scarborough Dude The End of the Night The End of the World podcast meetups Professor Bestestes rants & regurgitates... The Apocalypse Paris Hilton Global Warming Karmabanque & Economic Feudalism Freedom to Fascism support the Forums Bonus: Capitolism Stole My Virginity Jack Kerouac: "Is There A Beat Generation?" email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 47 - Matchbook Is 20/20!

Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:37:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Steveston Village Lick My Jesus??? Pirate movies are always rated "Arrrr!" Ferries and Fairies Promises Promises A game of Taboo 30 second bunnies Milfs $3.99 per minute Midnight Society Duck and Cover Korea Pornstar Gas Station Underaged Stripclubbing Ceremonial Burning of the Papers email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 46 - Even A Chick With A Dick!

Mon, 03 Jul 2006 04:49:00 GMT

powered by ODEO our One Year Anniversary Special Extravaganza Super Extra Edition Show!!! Topics: we get drunking we reminisce a little bit we talk about bitches we lose ourselves in the moment is this podcast a relationship killer? who farted? we freestyle we go backward in time flashback to the past year and we try to prank whores email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 45 - Radio Foreskin Variety Hour!

Wed, 28 Jun 2006 02:18:00 GMT

powered by ODEO The Transpondency Podcast Network presents... a very special Old Time Radio edition of Foreskin Radio starring Professor Bestestes featuring... music by The Wet Spots reading by William S Burroughs an episode of The Figment "Talons Of Terror" a special guest from outerspace Two Men with Fore Skin is celebrating its 1 year anniversary on July 2 call our voicemail number 206-203-4250 and leave a comment (remember Skype Out calls are free so call +12062034250) record a voice message using your computer, click here or send us an email: foreskin@transpondency.com vote for us at Podcast Alley subscribe with Thank you and good night

Episode 44 - A Good Porking!

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 23:57:00 GMT

Foreskin Radio powered by ODEO special guest...Dixie Normous Dixie from Episode 7 Pig Killer Vancouver Art Gallery What's A Brazilian? Ethnic Accents Fuck the CBC A stupid song about vaginas Big Dick Lovin' freestyle hip-hop song Hate or Props Hot of Teacher Say no to psycho bitches Coconuts Brown people are fucked up Blown Loads Fancy sex moves Gay pride parade Don't trust girls email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com Extra Feed: click here to listen to bonus audio of our trip to the Vancouver Art Gallery go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Podmovie - Art Gallery

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 22:11:00 GMT

a special podmovie presentation... at the Vancouver Art Gallery on a sunny June afternoon Extra Bonus Feed: click here for audio of our trip to the art gallery subscribe to the Podmovie Feed: email the show: foreskin@transpondency.com or individually: Dr Lickalottapus, Prof Bestestes, and The Fleetwood Mac "Sheki Shabaz"

Episode 43 - Teenie Genie!

Thu, 15 Jun 2006 00:10:00 GMT

powered by ODEO The Geek Out Night Watching a random anime What's modern geekyness? Judging Judgyness Emo is a marketing term Goth and Grunge Remembering Chris Gaines Dawn and Drew on MTV Canada CBC Radio 3 podcast Da Vinci's Notebook "Enormous Penis Fleetwood's DS Lite Google of the Day: Beautiful Agony Virus Buster Serge Visitor Q email us:Professor, Doctor, Fleetwood, or all of us Foreskin @ transpondency.com The Hi-Tops Myspace stay tuned for videos of The Hi-Tops live performance go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night Listener Mike found this video He suspects these people are talking about our show

Episode 42 - Mutant Splash!

Sun, 04 Jun 2006 22:36:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Skype Out with Dr. Lickalottapus An inspiring speech about enjoying life and seizing the day, Carpe Diem! The boys consider going on a summer camping trip. And a baby with three arms. Crop Circle: "Mexican Cock Fight" Spoiler Alert! movie review: X-men 3 music review: Tool culture review: girl power a new way to email us! now you can contact each member of the show directly: doctor, professor, fleetwood, or kitty @ transpondency.com or all of us together: foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 41 - Ejacu-lactation!

Sun, 28 May 2006 22:19:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Topics: more drama the letters twenty-one seven year transitions penis pipe Lovers In a Dangerous Time E-cup 44 captain morgan topher Dick for Marijuana sister got married cousin lovin' dick boobs resort lodge smells like white people talking baby cripple x paul's break up idol finale a new way to email us! now you can contact each member of the show directly: doctor, professor, fleetwood, or kitty @ transpondency.com or all of us together: foreskin @ transpondency.com go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv old email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 40 - Swimming In Crackers!

Tue, 23 May 2006 08:15:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Topics Tonight: Tuxedo Big Drama Potato Sandwich Clam Chowder MSG Planes in the Sky Burnt Bridges Ghosts from the Past Waiting for Perfection Cassonova Wingmen Break this...Splash!!! go to the Forums check out the Transpondency Podcast Network Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 39 - Karma L-Bomb!

Mon, 15 May 2006 05:53:00 GMT

powered by ODEO Part One Topics: Meditation and Celibacy Bloat and Shit Myspace and Romance Script and Bollywood Dr. Lickalottapus Takes a Shit Billy Cosby 50 cents a wop 4 da puddin pop Part Two: Midnight Society Cheese Masturbation E3 Cosplay India Skype Wedding Groupie Singing Bob Ricci: "Internet Love Song" Part Three: The Fleetwood gets his Tarot Cards read NEW Forums: at the Moon Masters Forums Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 38 - Can't All Be Gold!

Mon, 08 May 2006 09:23:00 GMT

from Thursday May 4th at the new Jamaican cafe Seebo's In The Hood in Whalley, Surrey Kitty Korrosive is back in full effect with Prof Bestestes and The Fleetwood Mac iTodd's hemp necklace music by Dreadlock Corner of Crack & Heroin Fecel Matters Little Giants As promised Nun Porn and other Blasphemy GameCubing and Video Game Geekiness Carlos Santana & Cameo David Hasselhoff and David Bowie Moxie Pocket Bweep Bweep Boop Bweep "The Ultimate Showdown" by Lemon Demon NEW Forums: at the Moon Masters Forums Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-203-4250 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 37 - Glitter, Baby, You Sparkle!

Sat, 29 Apr 2006 18:51:00 GMT

Birthday Extravaganza!!! The Fleetwood Mac turns 21 music: Suburbia by Jay Eff Kay Freestyling in the Park Emotional States of Anxiety and Doubt Long Distance Romances Early Twenties Crisis Mosquito Bites and Tampons Questions of Love or Sex Stripper Night in Review No 5 Orange in Vancouver Celebrity Endorsement Walking The Streets of Gastown Lapdances and Hired Guns Double Played New Music West Podmovie bonus feed: Watch the Video Subscribe to the Podmovie Feed NEW Forums: at the Moon Masters Forums Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Surrey Perspective 05 - 420

Mon, 24 Apr 2006 07:05:00 GMT

Midnight Society 420 Special recorded on Thursday, April 20 Topics: An episode for the hardcore fans How we meet at Jabez Coffee Bar The origins of the show Inviting more listener participation Our take on podcasting and radio Dr Lickalottapus gives a TV show oh you know there's more... music: Smoke It Live and Explicit Help us create a new promo for the show! Click on the blue voice message bubble and record yourself Tell us how you would describe the show or why you listen Plug your website or personal shout out if you want Keep it short and sweet Thanks for your support! NEW Forums: at the Moon Masters Forums Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with Thank you and good night

Episode 36 - Small Islands!

Wed, 19 Apr 2006 02:12:00 GMT

Post-Easter Wrap Up Extravaganza Intro: The Defibulators "Wild Young Men" At ABC Family...err...Country Restaurant with The Fleetwood Mac, Professor Bestestes, and Doctor Lickalottapus Topics: Redefining Our Universe JC = St. Issa Religions Metaphors Pyramid Power Transpondency Podcast Network Anyone remember P.M. Dawn? White Rock Beach Watch the Video Family Matters Young Lovers Wonder Years Moments Trashing Hoes Pregnancy Scares Hillbilly Hermaphrodite Sugar Free Girlfriend Happy Sunshine NEW Forums: at the Moon Masters Forums Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with voice comments: Thank you and good night

Episode 35 - Jello Viagra!

Mon, 10 Apr 2006 04:53:00 GMT

Jello Biafra of the Dead Kennedys at Vancouver East Cultural Centre The Fleetwood Mack is Back! with Prof. Bestestes and Dr. Lickalottapus Transpondency Podcast Network check out Moxie Pocket and Suburban Transpondency Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: Moon Masters forums email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley subscribe with Thank you and good night

Podmovie - Jello Biafra

Sun, 09 Apr 2006 04:46:00 GMT

Jello Biafra spoken word performance Vancouver East Cultural Centre April 7, 2006

Episode 34 - Crossing The Line!

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:10:00 GMT

Part One: Movie Review: Inside Man with Dr Lickalottapus and Prof. Bestestes watch the video: Chaiyya Chaiyya Part Two: Kitty Korrosive, Prof Bestestes, and his Family: Cross the border from Canada into the United States Transpondency Podcast Network check out Moxie Pocket and Suburban Transpondency Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night

Episode 33 - Pop The Magic Hymen!

Sun, 26 Mar 2006 11:07:00 GMT

a long, low key, heavy subject conversation with Professor Bestestes and Doctor Lickalottapus Topics: - a White Guy and a Brown Dude - Mick Aloha Adventures and Cannibalism - Radio, Farting, and Fiji - Kitty Korrosive Calls - Life has no Plateau - White Rabbit - Confessions of a Non-Altar Boy - Religion and Physics - Fear of Death - The Incident: the Doctor was mugged by a junky with a needle of AIDS - gas station story: death threat - votes for us at Podcast Alley - Victor Vogel, Advertising Rules Transpondency Podcast Network Indie Music:Suburban Transpondency Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com or transpondency@gmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night

Episode 32 - Speakinzecock!

Mon, 20 Mar 2006 10:41:00 GMT

Chocolate Covered Hi-Tops Watch the Video Topics: - V for Vendetta review - Schwing! means boner - Starbucks + McDonald's = badness - Literate action packed - Shoutin' Out - Important issues of the Day St. Patrick's Day music - Shamrock Shake - The Foreskin Monologues - The Lizard People - "Smoking the Weed" song - Maritess vs SuperFriends - Voicemail: Podcast Yet To Be Named - Art is Bullshit - 90s music Nostalgia - The end of modern Feminism - The future of popular music Indie Music:Suburban Transpondency Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night

Episode 31 - Pussy Graffiti!

Mon, 13 Mar 2006 08:50:00 GMT

Storytime with Kitty and the Professor Topics: - Gas Station Stories - Bad Bosses - Suicidal Crazy People - Jesus Orgasm - Kitty's Surgery - Bugs Bunny as a Mountie - Racism Cartoon "Brer Rabbit and the Tar Baby" The Blizzard with The Fleetwood Mac and the Professor - White Out driving conditions - New Surrey Podcast - Smoking the Band - Optimus Prime wears a condom - Skeletor Sings YMCA Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191

Episode 30 - Don't Be A Sloppy!

Mon, 06 Mar 2006 07:59:00 GMT

Movie Review of Dave Chappelle's Block Party: Watch the Video Topics - Eminem and 50 cent are over - Smashing Nostalgia - A Friend In Need - Dating Assholes - Canadian Idol - Jacob Hoggard of Hedley - Talk Shit! dead battery break William S Burroughs "Words of Advice for Young People" - Battery Troubles Continue... - Fuck Much Music VJ Search Bullshit - twomenwithforeskin.libsyn.com - Obsolete Computers - Women Can Vote Now - Immigrant Nation - Flying Spacecraft - Catholic Town Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night!

Episode 29 - Mighty Danger Pussy Soul!

Sat, 25 Feb 2006 19:34:00 GMT

Gong! Watch the Video Topics: - gong show - PS2 slim LCD - Nintendo DS - Icicle Dildo - Rolling Stone Mountain "Minority Minority" by JesusHairdo - Shit List - Email - High School Complex - Minority Discriminations - Great Big Sea Sickness podcasts we like: The Apocalypse Dowell Show Mick Aloha Adentures Dicks n Janes Podcast Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night!

Episode 28 - Fuck That Shit!

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 17:29:00 GMT

Saturday Night in Surrey Professor, Doctor, and Kitty Korrosive go out to the pub. Topics: - the Alexander Keith Guy arrested for child porn. click on this link to view the famous beer commercials: Keiths-Fan.ca - Valentine's Day review - Anti-Valentine's Reflection - Angry Drunks - Foreskin Phone - Leather Jacket Uniforms - Watching softcore Porn - Secret Sex Stories - Embarassing in Public - Nervous Breakdown at Meetup - Radio is Obsolete - We're For The Underdog! "Saturday Night Getaway" by Frank Soda Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night!

Episode 27 - Dental Damnit!

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 21:19:00 GMT

Where is the good Doctor? Why did he bitch out on us? Another near midnight society with Professor Bestestes, Kitty Korosive, and The Fleetwood Mac We discuss people out on the street like muslims and teenagers, dental procedures, dave chapelle, flashbacks, irritable bowel syndrome, hating shawn desman, etc. music by Mark Silverman Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night!

Episode 26 - Suck Really Hard!

Tue, 07 Feb 2006 06:59:00 GMT

this podcast deals with the topics of Depression and Suicide so if you are sensitive to these subjects please avoid listening part Midnight Society part Surrey Perspective all in all Classic Foreskin entertainment! Suicide Awareness Voices of Education: www.save.org Bonus stuff:Transpondency.com Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 please vote of us at Podcast Alley Thank you and good night!

Episode 25 - The Hot Blow!

Sun, 29 Jan 2006 22:21:00 GMT

Hey Baby! the hot blow is better! Chillin' Like a Villian at the Doctor's House Professor Bestestes, Doctor Lickalottapus, Kitty Korrosive new podmovie feed, online relatioships, phone sex line for women, three-some no-some, tori amos turn off, etc In Vancouver, television preview Prof B, Doc L, Kitty K, The Fleetwood Mack sexual preference all of the above, tv review bullshit, and other crazy wild shit featured music by Mark Silverman Podmovie Feed: twomenwithforeskin.blip.tv Forums: twomenwithforeskin.hyperboards.com email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 Thank you and good night!

Episode 24 - Cram It In There!

Sun, 22 Jan 2006 01:25:00 GMT

In The Echo In The Rain Professor Bestetes, Doctor Lickalottapus, The Fleetwood Mack Fan Mail, Sexual Experiences, Doctor Rants, Asain Pussy...Pandas Must Die! Midnight Society In Fleetwood, Coyote Creek Elm. Prof. B, Fleetwood Mack, Kitty Korrosive Old Pot, teachers, drinking in the car, Shart, smoking, kicked out of the parking lot, for a million dollars, broke back mountain, gapping out... East Indian Love Affair email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 Thank you and good night!

Podmovie - Ouija

Fri, 13 Jan 2006 20:44:00 GMT

Friday the 13th Extended Oujia Coverage

Surrey Perspective 04

Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:21:00 GMT

special OUIJA edition first 20 mins: worth listening to second 20 mins: Ouija setup 10 mins: ouija attempt 1 20 mins: ouija attempt 2 last 15 mins: overview and sign off email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com voicemail: 206-202-5191 thanks for participating in our occult experiment

Podmovie - The Hook Up

Thu, 05 Jan 2006 07:28:00 GMT

extented coverage of The Hook Up continuation from episode 23 Featuring Professor Bestestes and 'Tea' at Blue Ridge Bar & Grill in Abbotsford

Episode 23 - Magic Xmas Cookie!

Sun, 01 Jan 2006 00:51:00 GMT

Post-Xmas Festivus Special back from holiday hiatus! "Foreskin in a Jar" by Lyrical Pranksters Festivus Dinner Party: Professor, Doctor L, Kitty, and Fleetwood Mac.Xmas Rap Up, Au Jus, Fleetwood Mac Flashback, 21 Seconds, Smance, Skippy, Fan email shout out. "C is for Cookie and Cannibalism" by Scott Walmsley Blue Ridge Grill in Abbotsford: Professor Bestestes with special guest "Tea" (from episode 11): The Hook Up follow along as Tea tries to hook up with a guy for holiday "get over" sex. download the upcoming video for a more in depth hook up converage email us: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com call us: 206-202-5191 vote for us: Podcast AlleyThank You and Good Night

Podmovie - Surrey Perspective Xmas

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 21:06:00 GMT

Warning: This is our first attempt to create a video podcast version of our regular show. Its low quality and boring. The compression sucks. We hope you like it. Merry F#!&king Christmas!

Episode 22 - Revenge of the SNiR!

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 01:57:00 GMT

Stripper Night in Review seeks vengeanceRon Jeremy at Delaney's: the gang assembles outside the stripper bar where we are about to see the legendary Ron Jeremy. Dr Lickalottapus hears the rap challenge of the ProfessorRon does some stand-upStripper Night in Review: honoring the Ron, movin' on up, The Rap Challenge, taking about sex drives, babies, and the new menstruation-$%&#!!.... The Doctor whips out his lightsaber and duels with the Professor!The Fleetwood Mack FlashbackEveryone has AIDSSNiR part 2: the next night...Dr L and Prof B attempted to get an interview with Ron Jeremy, but failed. At least there was a hockey game on. Oh the sweet and the sour of shaking the hand of a porn celebrity.email:twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.comvoicemail: 206-202-5191check us out at myspace.com Transpondency Media & Greyish Bluevote for us at Podcast Alley

Episode 21 - Lick-a-Little!

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:27:00 GMT

Xmas in Vancouver In The Car:Professor and the good Doctor discuss radio listener bashing, south asians against violence, its the most gothiest time of the year, shut the cowboy upUnder the Skytrain: Kitty Korrosive, Doc L and Prof B not quite a midnight society...dorment volcano to the oldies, Professor gets political on marijuana/hemp and the collapse of the Canadian gov't, inspirational speech George Bush sings Sunday Bloody Sunday by RX Over the Gimzo: a capella Montel Jordan also we remember a great one-hit-wonder legend, Jimmy Ray Vote for the Show at Podcast AlleyFeedback for the Show: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.comCall the Show: 206-202-5191

Episode 20 - Roboshambo!

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 03:15:00 GMT

Fog by Carl SandburgConversation at Jabez Coffee Bar: Prof. Bestestes, Dr. Lickalottapus, Kitty Korrosive, DJ Mouse, and Why NotVancouver's DJ SituationMidnight SocietyProf B, Kitty K, The Fleetwood Mac, iTodd use the herbal muse in the thick of the fog: Mr Noirisms, Supernatural TV show filmed here, Xbox 360, pissing in the bushes, roshamboing, rap off, etcpodsafe music: Danger Doom "Mince Meat"email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.comvoicemail: 260-202-5191

Podmovie - Promo

Thu, 24 Nov 2005 22:32:00 GMT

Two Men with Fore Skin video promofeaturing the music ofAnnikan Slayd from Montrealannakinslayd.com

Episode 19 - Finger Forking Fresh!

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 02:57:00 GMT

Controversy between Mick Aloha and Professor Bestestes Musical Rant: Dr. Lickalottapus wears his sister's jogging pants An Evening in Steveston: Kitty Korrosive, Dr. L, and Prof. B have a crazy conversation...Is there any polite way of saying "you got the herpes, bitch?"Prank Call:STDs burnMy Left Nut: a love song under the influenceThe Moon Masters: Mick Aloha's goddamn promoMidnight Society Professor Bestestes loses his mind, more music/rapping ensues, mindfucking Johnny Depp, etc... call the "Foreskin Phone" 206-202-5191email us: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.commyspace: Transpondency

Podmovie - Smackdown, Bitches!

Sun, 13 Nov 2005 00:29:00 GMT

This movie was captured using an Archos and dubbed over with stupid random audio clips. We created characters that resemble your favorite Two Men with Fore Skin personalities. On this movie we have Professor Bestestes, Dr. Lickalottapus, and The Fleetwood Mac pitted against each other in a ladder match. I hope you enjoy this experiment.

Episode 18 - Smack You Bitch!

Thu, 10 Nov 2005 21:34:00 GMT

Welcome, Followers of Foreskin! Call our listener voicemail line: 206-202-5191 Email us: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com Be our friend at Transpondency Media myspace page Vote for us at Podcast Alleyif your like the show, please vote! Spike & Mike's Twisted Festival of Animation: a review after the show on the drive home with Dr L, Prof B, Kitty K Dr Lickalottapus Rants on when to call a women The Moon Masters podcast promo The Midnight Societypart one: Dr L, The Fleetwood Mac and The Spanish Fly smoking pot, talking dirty in spanish, crapping in a chick's mouth music by Frank Sodapart two: Prof B, Dr L, iTodd, Fleetwood Mac, with special appearance by Donte smoking more weed, the new brown sound, burning the face, got played?, wiping the ass, Mr. Noir isms, show nostalgia, blowing toys, smackdown video upcoming, breaking it down againmusic by Cagey House

Surrey Perspective 03

Fri, 04 Nov 2005 03:11:00 GMT

not a regular episode! Dr. Lickalottapus fell down some stairs. We talk about traditional marriage stereotypes and waiting in the emergence room while drinking Absenthe. Comments, Question, Criticism: email twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com call our new voicemail 206-202-5191

Episode 17 - Hem The Meat Curtains!

Thu, 27 Oct 2005 23:48:00 GMT

Prelude to HalloweenWe have a winner in our FanWhore contest! You've won a t-shirt and pin and stuff...yaaa!Remember, you can still be part of the show: email us twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.comC U Next Tuesday(a women's perspective): Kitty Korrosive and Lady Jane discuss waiting for the one you really want, men's balls, women's lips, sex camp, etc.BlondestarBauhaus Concert Review with Dr. Lickalottapus and Kitty K all gothed out and roam the streets of VancouverSuburban Transpondencypodsafe music: Anonymous "I See Dead People"Conversation with Professor Bestestes and Kitty K condoms and douche, penis in the vaginis, pubic hair, Halloween customes, etc.

Episode 16 - Keep It Up Front!

Fri, 21 Oct 2005 02:42:00 GMT

Gayest Show Ever.We're now in iTunes, bitches. Finally, after all this time. Be a FanWhore: Subscribe, Email us, leave us a comment on the website... c'mon, hate us or love us, we want to heard from you. Gay story number one: faggot attack in the washroom stall.podsafe music: The Predicates "Gay Boyfriend"New Sex Term: The Headless HorsemenDr. Lickalottapus' Musical Rant: all things end in disappointmentGay story number two: that cute she-man has a little surprise...that's right bitches, even a chick with a dickThe Only Gay EskimoPSA: Mutual Masturbation is the Gayway Drug!Suburban Transpondency: an earful of suburban culture with indie music from British Columbia and beyondKids In The Hall: Running FaggotGay: 5 minutes of bullshitNot Sleeping Over: The Invisible Woman! podsafe music: VPR "My Girlfriend Turned Into A Lesbian"Feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com

Episode 15 - Missed out, Fo-shor!

Fri, 14 Oct 2005 19:07:00 GMT

Over the phone again Prof Bestestes and Dr Lickalottapus discuss: suicide girls. listener apathy, cartoons like Clone High and Danger Mouse, things that make you kinda gay, Canadian heroes, etc. Kitty Korrosive's B-Day Karaoke Dance Party we make funny of CherKickin' it at Kitty Korrosive's Kastle part 2 with The Fleetwood Mac and the good Doctor: playing Smackdown, giving and receiving in Europe, nipples, etc.Breakfast Club in the morning the boys make a huge breakfast and make love to Lauryn Hillbe a FanWhore and email us twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.comvote for us at Podcastalley.comlisten to Suburban Transpondency giving you an earful of suburban culture with indie music from British Columbia and beyond

Episode 14 - Semi-Hardie!

Thu, 06 Oct 2005 16:36:00 GMT

Co-hosting the intro over the phone with Dr Lickalottapus and Professor Bestestes: Fanwhore Contest, Hockey Pool, Voter Apathy, email, insider info, etc.Part 1 of Kickin' It at Kitty Korrosive's Kastle: The Fleetwood Mac, the Doctor, and Kitty K play Smackdown and trash on 50 CentNine Inch Nails concert review: partyin' wit Enchantra, Ms Suckalottacock, new girl who's just "High" and Babino.Death Cab for Cutie concert review: Professor Bestestes and The Fleetwood Mac driving back to Surrey from The Commodore Ballroom in VancouverBe part of the show: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com Check out: The Apocalypse Dowell Show

Episode 13 - Funking Off!

Thu, 29 Sep 2005 05:30:00 GMT

Join our Yahoo Fantasy Hockey Pool by emailing Professor Bestestes at twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com for sign up information. Prize is an I'm Rick James Bitch t-shirt plus other useless crap. The NHL season starts October 5th!FanWhore of the month contest for Octoberemail us comments, questions, dirty stories & secrets, pictures, your own voice mp3s etc and you must VOTE for the show at PodcastAlley.com leaving a fanwhore comment to qualify. Prize is a Lickalottapus t-shirt plus other crap and also, you will be featured on the show. If all goes well and we get a good response, the Professor will fork over his own hard earned money to get a proper call in voicemail box. So whore yourselves out for us and spread the word. -FanWhore email: how long is your foreskins?-Podsafe music by Jesushairdo-Down by the Fraser River at the beach fire pit with special guests Enchantra and Ms Suckalottacock having a cocksucking competition-Friendly Neighborhood Narco Agent by Jef Jaisun-The Midnight Society part 1 with iTodd and The Fleetwood Mac fighting over a jacketpart 2 we switch to beer and shoot the shit Email: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.comVote at: PodcastAlley.com Be a FanWhore...we're bribing you now.

Episode 12 - Ethic Minority!

Thu, 22 Sep 2005 21:34:00 GMT

Be a Fan Whore: subscribe, email us, gizmo voicemail us, skype usVickie's Skype call vs. Rubberband BanjoPSA: Dr. Lickalottapus rants on South Asian violenceNew Orleans hurricane song by The Legendary K.O.PSA: Cocktease in the workplaceSNir is back! with The Fleetwood Mac talking trashPSA: Funk on Fat BitchesSuburban Transpondencyour new indie music podcastCheck outThe Apocalypse Dowell Show from JapanHanging Out with the White Boys by JesusHairdoBe our next Fan Whore join our fan site.vote for us at Podcast Alley and be a part of this gonzo podcast Two Men with Fore Skin

Episode 11 - Magg 'n' Cheese!

Wed, 14 Sep 2005 00:39:00 GMT

The Calgary Edition. Drinking Kokanee beer walking the streets of Calgary. Professor Bestestes with his best friend "T" talk about contests like Fear Factor. We're eating bagels and apple pie. Poo comes up often. 6 Minutes of separation. Please no spiders or crabs (which are just sea spiders really). Cow Balls. Poo...Podsafe: Taking A Dump At Work...Sex without a condom different..The Apocalypse Dowell Show promo...The art of sucking dick. How to give the best blowjobs. What girls feel about doing oral. Bestestes' infamous Mexico replacement stripper story. From our house band (aka Garageband): Treetop Koala Mofia, Drunkards Of Mexico... feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com http://apocalypsedowell.libsyn.com its a new month so please vote for us at www.podcastalley.com just do search for Two Men with Fore Skin hit vote and enter your email address. if you enjoy the show, please show your love. Thanks!!

Surrey Perspective 02

Sat, 10 Sep 2005 15:50:00 GMT

Power To The Penis! Prof. Bestestes is in Calgary, Alberta so this episode was recorded earlier, kind of a pre-podcast. We were at Bear Creek park in Surrey after Dr. Lickatlottapus had a bad night. He tells us the story and our conversation evolves from that. We discuss: crossing the line, the bullshit games, dick-in-glass, knocked up, self-esteem in men and women, the soulmate theory, etc. Podsafe music: Arctic, Turn Around Sex, Seduction & Strip Clubs http://markjryan.com/podcast2.html twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com vote for us at www.podcastalley.com

Episode 10 - The Eeh Pile!

Sat, 03 Sep 2005 08:25:00 GMT

Its Prof Bestestes birthday this week. He's on vacation in Calgary, Alberta. So instead of skipping a week, this show is All Filler No Killer. Random junk that wasn't used. There's a Wedding Crasher's Review, an interview with Erotica, the return of the Milk Man and his Bambulance, Hillbilly Hermaphrodite, Sex Sound of the Week, a Batman Begins review, and Etc.dric the Icelandic foreign exchange student. Podsafe music: Madsumo, So Many Ways; Dislocated Boner, Big Bad China Man...Parody : She Gotta Pee vote for us at www.podcastalley.com feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com

Episode 9 - Wiggas!

Sun, 28 Aug 2005 21:02:00 GMT

Dr Lickalottapus and Prof Bestestes talk about their love / hate for Surrey, BC also discuss Wiggers, Chavs, Thuggs, Vancouver, Suburbia, etc. music by local rappers Delta House. Podsafe music by Dislocated Boner, Country Club Thug. Parody: Because We're Too White. http://www.ilovesurrey.com http://www.wiggaz.com http://www.chavscum.co.uk feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com

Episode 8 - Onion Snatch Aroma!

Sat, 20 Aug 2005 20:50:00 GMT

Play the Two Men with Fore Skin drinking game. Every time we go on a tangent, hear the chime, take a shot! (please drink responsibly) Parody of Losing My Religion by Prof Bestestes Parody of R Kelly by Eric Schwartz Ryan Adams Concert Review Podsafe Music Network: Never Been To Nashville by Dropkick Sex Sound of The Week Podsafe Music Network: Bird by Miss Sad UK email us: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com vote for us at Podcast Alley http://www.podcastalley.com/podcast_details.php? pod_id=5627

Episode 7 - Three Blind Mice!

Sat, 13 Aug 2005 18:13:00 GMT

- Local news: Matt LeBlanc gropes stripper in Victoria, BC - The Midnight Society: playing Grand Theft Auto, speaking of content -podsafe music network: M7, "Shinning Star", from Japan -Moffat Park: dog as penis with Dicks Enormous & Erotica -mashup mix: Dick Is A Killer -new segment: Sex Sound of the Week from yeppie.org -SNiR: G-Spot, Donte, Kitty Korrosive, featuring spontaneous interview with scriptwriter Rodney Mac -mashup: Destiny's child vs Stevie Wonder, Bootystition feedback: twomenwithforeskin@hotmail.com www.smartgroups.com/groups/twomenwithforeskin My Odeo Channel (odeo/d9e4abcc97951431)

Surrey Perspective 01

Sun, 07 Aug 2005 22:42:00 GMT

Not a regular episode! This is a special serious edition. We went out into the public to reflect on women and mothers, men and fathers, relationships and other general aspects of modern life. Interview with locale teenagers "Applesauce" and "Cherry" about their thoughts and experiences regarding sexuality, drugs, and rock 'n' roll. Music from the podsafe music network: The Ride Theory, Devil In My Heart, from Ontario Canada.

Episode 6 - Folk The PoPo!

Thu, 04 Aug 2005 06:48:00 GMT

Question: Do men look for a mother? Can funny pay the phone bill? Can funny find the G-spot?...Dislocated Boner (Broke Ass Pimp)...The Midnight Society, magical bush and the paranoia...-SNiR-...iTodd's Sarnia (extended bic lighter mix)

Episode 5 - Busy bird!

Sat, 30 Jul 2005 03:18:00 GMT

Adrianno's Italian perspective on sexuality in Vancouver. Stripper Night in Review is back with Kendra Kitty Corrosive (our designated driver)! Mashup: Tegan and Sara vs Mylo (Walking With a Ghost in Paris) !canadian content!, The Cure vs Police vs 70s+80 Mashuptown.com ... feedback at www.smartgroups.com/groups/twomenwithforeskin

Episode 4 - B-day Special!

Sat, 23 Jul 2005 20:27:00 GMT

Dr Lickalottpus Birthday special with Prof Bestestes, The Fleetwood Mac, and our beautiful guest Donte...dinner at Balbazar in the Westend of Vancouver... mashups: Usher vs Our lady Peace (Yeahseed), Yes vs Sir mix-a-lot (Owner Of a Lonely Butt), and Snoop vs B-52s (Rock it like its Lobster)

Episode 3 - Gangbusters!

Sat, 16 Jul 2005 21:34:00 GMT

BC Bud, smoke it if you got it...iTodd, racist bitches...rock paper scissors, colloquialism, walk like an Egyptian...we need to talk...live quotes..SNiR

Episode 2 - Wrap It Up!

Sat, 09 Jul 2005 23:11:00 GMT

Dr Lickalottapus and Prof. Bestestes cruising thru Whalley with special guest "The Fleetwood Mac" ...Japanese Girls, Puffy Ami Yumi...80s rehashing...NIN vs Ray Parker Jr...Hip-Hop/Industrial, Bennifer 2...50 Cent vs. NIN...Stripper Night In Review...

debut podcast 07-02-05

Sat, 02 Jul 2005 17:39:00 GMT

Debut Show 1) brainstorm banter - no circumcision for you! 2) interview with "The Milk Man" - how high does your paint dry? 3) Stripper Night In Review - I'm not touching that microphone; its got the herpes!