Cup O Politics
16 Episodes of this Podcast:
Hillary Clinton: Desperado - Come to your senses
Published: 2008-02-28 13:53:08
Parody of the Eagle’s Desperado featuring Hillary Clinton.
Performed by: Dave Wildman
Lyrics: Dave Wildman
Editing: Steve Garfield
Visit: http://cupopolitics.com
Lyrics:
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses? You’ve been out losing races for so long now Oh, you’re a hard one I know that you’ve got your reasons But I wish you would keep them To yourself and just step down Well you tried to play the race card But you're not the hating kind And that plagiarism line just never worked Now it seems you got some delegates And you’ll use them if you’re able But it only makes you look like a jerk Desperado, oh, you ain’t getting no younger Your pain and your hunger, and vanity drives you now And winning, oh winning, well that’s just some people talking Cause losing is all that you are ever gonna know Don’t your cheeks get sore from grinning all the time And the people crowd around the other guy And it’s hard to see just why you don’t go away You’re stooping to the lowest lows And you can’t seem to keep your big mouth closed these days Desperado, why don’t you see what you’re doing? The road to your ruin is the only path you’ve got You may be losing, but there’s always tomorrow You can save all that sorrow, for your Oprah guest spot Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/llimaorosa/744250138/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/protectourprimary/468646996/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sskennel/836612585/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/seiu/374542734/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/nrbelex/2232632457/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/pingnews/514592820/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/protectourprimary/468647902/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/midnightquill/2176811961/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/midnightquill/2245430833/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevegarfield/1719169405/ Audio: CBN.com, CBS on AOL
Hillary Clinton: Desperado - Come to your senses
Published: 2008-02-28 13:53:08
Parody of the Eagle’s Desperado featuring Hillary Clinton.
Performed by: Dave Wildman
Lyrics: Dave Wildman
Editing: Steve Garfield
Visit: http://cupopolitics.com
Lyrics:
Desperado, why don’t you come to your senses? You’ve been out losing races for so long now Oh, you’re a hard one I know that you’ve got your reasons But I wish you would keep them To yourself and just step down Well you tried to play the race card But you're not the hating kind And that plagiarism line just never worked Now it seems you got some delegates And you’ll use them if you’re able But it only makes you look like a jerk Desperado, oh, you ain’t getting no younger Your pain and your hunger, and vanity drives you now And winning, oh winning, well that’s just some people talking Cause losing is all that you are ever gonna know Don’t your cheeks get sore from grinning all the time And the people crowd around the other guy And it’s hard to see just why you don’t go away You’re stooping to the lowest lows And you can’t seem to keep your big mouth closed these days Desperado, why don’t you see what you’re doing? The road to your ruin is the only path you’ve got You may be losing, but there’s always tomorrow You can save all that sorrow, for your Oprah guest spot Photos: http://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/llimaorosa/744250138/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/protectourprimary/468646996/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/sskennel/836612585/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/seiu/374542734/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/nrbelex/2232632457/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/pingnews/514592820/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/protectourprimary/468647902/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/midnightquill/2176811961/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/midnightquill/2245430833/ http://www.flickr.com/photos/stevegarfield/1719169405/ Audio: CBN.com, CBS on AOL
Obama and Clinton: Breaking Us In Two
Published: 2008-02-23 11:53:28
Mashup of CNN Texas Debate footage featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton featuring a parody of Joe Jackson's Breaking Us In Two. Cup O Politics Performed by: Dave Wildman Lyrics: Dave Wildman Video footage: CNN Joe Jackson Editing: Steve Garfield Breaking us in Two: Do you need a soundbite for the news? Don't you feel like when we fight it breaks the party in two? All your staring makes me nervous and that pantsuit makes you look huge Always something breaking us in two You and I could never run as one But don't you think you tried and cried and maybe your race is run? why does what I"m saying hurt you? I only said that you were through Always something breaking us in two Bridge They say two democrats should run as one But we'll fight in states both red and blue Your people say you need to win just one We'll it's oh so nice to take advice from such deluded fools Could we be much closer if we tried? I could reach across and poke my finger in your eye Maybe we could last one more debate maybe then we'd see right through Always something breaking us in two
Obama and Clinton: Breaking Us In Two
Published: 2008-02-23 11:53:28
Mashup of CNN Texas Debate footage featuring Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton featuring a parody of Joe Jackson's Breaking Us In Two. Cup O Politics Performed by: Dave Wildman Lyrics: Dave Wildman Video footage: CNN Joe Jackson Editing: Steve Garfield Breaking us in Two: Do you need a soundbite for the news? Don't you feel like when we fight it breaks the party in two? All your staring makes me nervous and that pantsuit makes you look huge Always something breaking us in two You and I could never run as one But don't you think you tried and cried and maybe your race is run? why does what I"m saying hurt you? I only said that you were through Always something breaking us in two Bridge They say two democrats should run as one But we'll fight in states both red and blue Your people say you need to win just one We'll it's oh so nice to take advice from such deluded fools Could we be much closer if we tried? I could reach across and poke my finger in your eye Maybe we could last one more debate maybe then we'd see right through Always something breaking us in two
Talking Politics with Jesus
Published: 2008-02-04 14:23:48
Cup O Politics' Phil Johnson has a chat with Jesus about the 2008 Presidential Primary election. Who is Jesus supporting? Huckabee, Romney, someone else? Watch 'Talking Politics with Jesus' to find out.
Talking Politics with Jesus
Published: 2008-02-04 14:23:48
Cup O Politics' Phil Johnson has a chat with Jesus about the 2008 Presidential Primary election. Who is Jesus supporting? Huckabee, Romney, someone else? Watch 'Talking Politics with Jesus' to find out.
Parade of the Losers
Published: 2008-01-28 17:47:45
Join Phil Johnson as he remembers the losers of the United States 2008 Presidential Primary. Candidate Photos: CNN/Getty Images Election Center 2008, Who's Out. 3rd Grader Photo: 3rd grade nov 1988 by Russell Bernice. CC BY Kucinich Debate Footage: MSNBC. Duncan Hunter footage: Duncan Hunter Will Not Quit by Steve Garfield Jeri Thompson Photo: Jeri and Sammy by freddthompson cc-by-sa-2.0
Parade of the Losers
Published: 2008-01-28 17:47:45
Join Phil Johnson as he remembers the losers of the United States 2008 Presidential Primary. Candidate Photos: CNN/Getty Images Election Center 2008, Who's Out. 3rd Grader Photo: 3rd grade nov 1988 by Russell Bernice. CC BY Kucinich Debate Footage: MSNBC. Duncan Hunter footage: Duncan Hunter Will Not Quit by Steve Garfield Jeri Thompson Photo: Jeri and Sammy by freddthompson cc-by-sa-2.0
The Too Many Candidate Blues
Published: 2007-11-26 08:19:24
The Too Many Candidate Blues Woke up this mornin' I turned on the tube Saw 10 white guys in black suits All lookin' like rich boobs I got the too many candidate blues They said they was runnin' To be our president There's so many I'm hopin' Some'll give up for lent I got the too many candidate blues Lyrics: Phil Johnson Music: Tom Manzi Editing: Steve Garfield
The Too Many Candidate Blues
Published: 2007-11-26 08:19:24
The Too Many Candidate Blues Woke up this mornin' I turned on the tube Saw 10 white guys in black suits All lookin' like rich boobs I got the too many candidate blues They said they was runnin' To be our president There's so many I'm hopin' Some'll give up for lent I got the too many candidate blues Lyrics: Phil Johnson Music: Tom Manzi Editing: Steve Garfield
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