Sanctuary4gamers
The gaming podcast almost live from London and Tokyo. Steve and Chris talk about video games with a bit of humour, crank calls and occasionally some seriousness. News, reviews and some songs. Log on for more at sanctuary4gamers.com
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Ok, we cheated. Episode 99.5
Published: 2010-08-29 21:00:00Yes, yes, we know this was supposed to be our 100th show but we thought we would just delay it because it's been a busy week for both Steve and Chris this week. Chris is fresh off the plane and onto the mic and Steve has played so many games he has hardly slept in a week. Also on the show: Kinect beta gets leaked Sony gets the Feds in to block sale of modchip S4G 100 show get put back PS3 plus members get better user care Naughty pics found on young boy's Xbox All this and more on the S4G podcast. ----- In reaching his plane seat, a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped into the seat next to him. The man asks the stewardess for a cup of coffee and the parrot squawks, "And why don't you get me a whisky you bitch." The stewardess, flustered by the parrot's outburst, brings back a whisky for the parrot but inadvertently forgets the man's cup of coffee. As the man nicely points out the omission of his coffee to the stewardess, the parrot downs his drink and shouts, "And get me another whisky you slut." Visibly shaken, the stewardess comes back with the parrot's whisky but still no coffee for the man. Unaccustomed to such slackness, the man decides that he is going to try the parrots approach, "I've asked you twice for a cup of coffee wench, I expect you to get it for me right now or I'm going to slap that disgustingly ugly face of yours!" Next thing they know, both the man and the parrot are wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by 2 burly stewards. Plunging downwards to the ground the parrot turns to the man and says, "For someone who can't fly, you sure are a lippy bastard... "
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Episode 99 A quick shafting
Published: 2010-08-22 21:00:00OK, I'm not going to lie - this podcast was rushed, recorded straight after Steve running little old ladies in his van and Chris about to get on the plane to meet some little old ladyboys in Thailand. So generally, no way to write show notes yet as we haven't even recorded yet! I know Steve will call Chris a tight arsed Welshman and Chris will call Steve a cock - is there anything more we need to know?
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Episode 98 Spanking girls
Published: 2010-08-15 21:00:00That's right, only 1 more cast until the big 100. We still haven't decided exactly what do yet, but you if u have a good idea here is a good place to put it. (http://www.sanctuary4gamers.com/forums/showthread.php/3493-100th-show-what-to-do?p=42263#post42263) We kick off this week's show with Steve working out why everyone has been calling him a cock on twitter and Chris is told by a Japanese nurse that he is fat. We also delve into a vagina to see how to battle sexual diseases. We like the Japanese developer that puts all of it's money on a video game about spanking girls. Woman gets busted for exchanging sex for xboxes. Bioshock goes from sea to sky and we can't wait for Namco's newest title, 'The antiques roadshow'! All this and more!
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: What's the time Japanese girl?
Published: 2010-08-01 21:00:00This week on the podcast: We tell you haw you can massage ladies with your Wii Wii. News on how you can get Japanese schoolgirls to tell you the time on your PSP, while wearing short skirts and a cute smile. We play Limbo ON THE PS3!! The boy’s go hot and cold over some new controller development. All this plus more on the S4G podcast. If you actually read this on the ipod or iphone please twitter: '@s4g Steve is a cock', thank you.
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: In Limbo
Published: 2010-07-25 21:00:00This week on the podcast: Steve tries to convince Chris that Limbo is worth the high price tag. We also talk about the world’s cheapest laptop. Cole’s look is going through another redesign. The boys give a quick look at the new Halo: Reach 360 Bundle, is it worth it? All this and more on this week’s show! Mini Steve and Mini Chris finish the podcast off as usual. All this and more!
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Fleshlights
Published: 2010-07-18 21:00:00Steve has found something other than his shiny anal-bead set to shine as he has gone forth and bought a new Xbox 360. Valve want to know what you have installed on your PC Man gets 2 years for killing a guy for his xbox Gamers like Fleshlights Geeky guy gets his car broken into, gets more geeky. Kinect goes 'On Tour' Germany Amazon shows a new Xbox Arcade with a tiny hard disc Namco wants to know what PS1 games you want to play on your PS3 Mini Steve and Mini Chris make finish the podcast off as usual. All this and more!
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Just like Crack
Published: 2010-07-11 21:00:00A good one this week as Chris records live from Mt Fuji and Steve records from his back room and of course all we want to do is talk about Crackdown 2. Steve should be shot for finishing Uncharted 2 - that bastard! Listen to hear his final thoughts on the game that he initially hated. Also on the show: Blizzard wants you real name Steve wants to dance with children as Michael Jackson game en route Activision wants some of Microsoft's Live! money, for doing nothing New Red Dead redemption Packs incoming Wipeout Museum coming to PS3 Home Sony won't forget its hardcore roots. All this and more!
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Mac-Fail-PC-WIN!
Published: 2010-07-04 21:00:00Steve and Chris produce another shocking podcast based around the video game obsession that rules their lives. A funny show this week as Steve has committed to the Playstation brand by buying Playstation Plus and plays a crapload of PS3 games and hardly even mutters a word about his Xbox 360! Meanwhile Chris carries on through his back catalogue of games realising that the medal if honour brand isn't quite as good as it should be but Sucker Punch's inFamous truly is superb. We also talk about: * Playstation Move responsible for Heavy Rain DLC delay * Nintendo's cock sensor * Grand Theft Auto Blamed For Failed Teen Firebombing * Hakuoki (Japanese game on the PS3) All this and more!
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: Games
Published: 2010-06-27 21:00:00On this weeks show we talk about video games (What? Two weeks in a row), and we cover a lot of ground including: Our opinions on the crackdown 2 (Riot Act 2) demo The awesomeness that was the Red Dead Redemption ending (spoiler safe!) Steve loves the menu in Mod Nation Racers How a Nintendo DS game saved a childs eyesight. APB stuffs adverts into in-game chat. Steve gets touchy when Chris suggests that the Rock Band 3 keyboard is not the same as a real keyboard. All this plus more on the S4G podcast. Bitchiness included
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Sanctuary4gamers podcast: The Tyler Barber Takeover Show
Published: 2010-06-20 21:00:00Of course, this week's show is all going to be talk of E3. The good, the bad and the downright awful shite that have been presented by the big companies at this year's event. Seeing the podcast has been pretty shit recently, Tyler Barber gave us a ring and offered his podcasting services, his hat buying advice and offered his body to Steve and Chris at a discounted rate (mates rates is what he said). No talk about guitars, no random Japanese crap, no personal life shit - we just talk about fucking games*!!!! *When we say 'fucking games', we mean just general games. Not games about fucking.
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